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The common language of several former Yugoslavian republics: Serbia, Croatia and Bosnia. But don't tell a Serb, Croat or Bosnian that. ;)
Dr. Kovaæ speaks Serbo-Croatian and English.
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most gorgous men in the world, all 6ft tall dark hair, light eyes, tanned golden skin asif like a fish!lol! most beautiful bodies like they've mean swimming in the sea all day!
A great example no doubt is Mario Ancic, Hey and I'm Croatian so I'd better go and get me one of those croatian men!
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halfway between a cultural tradition and a seizure
Hey have you sexy man Marko Zimic?
Yea he looks like he has epilipsey (I cna't spel) while doing croatian cradle.
*sucks caleb weddle big toe*
A girl who is wearing a Croatian bikini is naked on the beach, whether in Croatia or another country.
So named because Croatia is famous for its nude beaches frequented not just by nudists but also normal women from Western and Northern Europe, many of whom go naked.
Suzy is a school teacher and normally dresses conservatively. But on holiday I saw her wearing her Croatian bikini.
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a variation on the missionary position. The naked, erect male roughly removes her underpants and lays her on the ground or bed; quickly with his hands he places the woman's legs over man's shoulders and mounts her without foreplay. This allows the deepest penetration of all. (The man is likely to find this very stimulating, and get some good orgasms, but he needs to be respectful and considerate of his partner's needs. She may just find vaginal thrusting too painful and stimulating, and need him to back off a little if he gets too excited.)
I had Croatian sex with Mary last night,it's a very satisfying position for both partners if they are flexible enough. This morning she complained with a smile that she was sore.
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The Croatian Loofah is when you have a 'preferably' girl bent over fucking her doggy style. You pull out and cum all over her back, then use one of your dirty crusty white gym socks to wipe the cum all over her back; effectively exfoliating her skin
Oh man- I totally Croatian loofah'd this girl last night- smelled like pineapple and staph infection
The most dick wrenchingly difficult Russian doll of all languages. Just when you think that you've uncovered the key to understanding how to speak it there's a new level of suffixes and word re-arrangements. There's 87 common ways (excluding anomalies) of completing every single noun in this bullshit language, and at the end of it, everyone in Croatia uses one of 3 dialects which are completely separate to the actual language.
Dave: Hey, did you hear Mike's taken Croatian Language for Beginners this semester?
Pete: RIP
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