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Something that is false, misleading, full of lies, etc.
The assertion that your car is exceptional is a crock of shit.
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What you call crack rocks when you're super wasted and trying to buy some
Drunk Guy: "Hey man, you got some crock racks?"
Dealer: "Is you hammered?"
Drunk Guy: "Nah man, I only had a couple drinks" *falls over
I made crock-shits of cash playing poker last night.
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Sorry girls......tonight I have a crocked cock! Tomorrow I'll do you right.
Meaning a lie, what you say isn't entirely true, a bullshitter, something you say can be proven otherwise, etc.
Everything that Jimmie says is a "load of crock" you can't believe anything he says.
That sign we passed said Belview was 200 miles away. That was a "a load of crock."
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To hold in a fart for a very long time period, and when it is released it smells like a cooked fart.
Person 1: Ah man, that smells absolutely terrible.
Person 2: Yea i know, I've been crock pottin' that the entire plane ride.
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A spit roast with the entire family.
A Country Crock with my brother and sister is fun, but it's way more fun with mom and dad.