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Cronch

New age version usually used in replace of the word cringe, that can be used very loosely to describe anything bad or weird.

Guy one: Yo dude what's wrong?
Guy two: Man, I just lost my phone!
Guy one: damn that's fucking cronch.

by DoubleDoubleBigGay November 25, 2018


Cronch

A really good soup, usually hot, enjoyed by a cool and hip teen

Wow, I'm really enjoying this cronch

by micah-siddiqui June 19, 2022


Cronch

(V) To stomp on ones testicles (derived from the Latin word cronche ondeao in 1629 7/3 BCE)

Bully: I’m gonna cronch your nuts kid!
Nerd: NO PLEASE DON’T CRONCH ME!!! (screams in agony)

by Big P Junior July 3, 2024


Cronch

The sound that a Minecraft turtle egg makes when it is squashed used to describe when an entity dies in cold blooded murder; Absolutely shattered.

Omg, that egg got cronched

She got bowspammed so much she cronched

My will to live got cronched

I want to cronch you

by asdfghjkBowSpammer August 16, 2020


Cronch

When you bite something but extra.

"I'm gonna eat them" "No, you're gonna cronch them"

by Mysterious Mustard Man March 10, 2021


Cronch

Being attracted to dark skinned people
Being a dark skinned individual

The black people version of the word "senpai"

1.But mom!! Hes my cronch
2.Look at that group of cronches
3.Everytime i come to popeyes all i see is cronches

by stocktonslap February 8, 2024


Cronch

A state of feeling mentally and physically off, often characterised by low energy, sluggish thinking, and a general sense of being out of it. Commonly occurs after poor sleep or when you're in a low mood.

"I didn't sleep well, so I'm feeling a bit cronch today."

by CronchMaster3000 September 14, 2024