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(V) To stomp on ones testicles (derived from the Latin word cronche ondeao in 1629 7/3 BCE)
Bully: I’m gonna cronch your nuts kid!
Nerd: NO PLEASE DON’T CRONCH ME!!! (screams in agony)
The sound that a Minecraft turtle egg makes when it is squashed used to describe when an entity dies in cold blooded murder; Absolutely shattered.
Omg, that egg got cronched
She got bowspammed so much she cronched
My will to live got cronched
I want to cronch you
When you bite something but extra.
"I'm gonna eat them" "No, you're gonna cronch them"
A state of feeling mentally and physically off, often characterised by low energy, sluggish thinking, and a general sense of being out of it. Commonly occurs after poor sleep or when you're in a low mood.
"I didn't sleep well, so I'm feeling a bit cronch today."
When milk, cum, or other fluids cake up on the titty and dry out, making a crunchy, crusty layer that covers the titty
Do you have cronch titty? Pour some milk on it!
A conflict within the dirty vagina of your bitch girlfriend
My girlfriend is currently having internal cronch flict