New age version usually used in replace of the word cringe, that can be used very loosely to describe anything bad or weird.
Guy one: Yo dude what's wrong?
Guy two: Man, I just lost my phone!
Guy one: damn that's fucking cronch.
A really good soup, usually hot, enjoyed by a cool and hip teen
Wow, I'm really enjoying this cronch
(V) To stomp on ones testicles (derived from the Latin word cronche ondeao in 1629 7/3 BCE)
Bully: I’m gonna cronch your nuts kid!
Nerd: NO PLEASE DON’T CRONCH ME!!! (screams in agony)
The sound that a Minecraft turtle egg makes when it is squashed used to describe when an entity dies in cold blooded murder; Absolutely shattered.
Omg, that egg got cronched
She got bowspammed so much she cronched
My will to live got cronched
I want to cronch you
When you bite something but extra.
"I'm gonna eat them" "No, you're gonna cronch them"
Being attracted to dark skinned people
Being a dark skinned individual
The black people version of the word "senpai"
1.But mom!! Hes my cronch
2.Look at that group of cronches
3.Everytime i come to popeyes all i see is cronches
A state of feeling mentally and physically off, often characterised by low energy, sluggish thinking, and a general sense of being out of it. Commonly occurs after poor sleep or when you're in a low mood.
"I didn't sleep well, so I'm feeling a bit cronch today."