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Back in the day,when parents were allowed to spank their children as means of last resort,occasionally a mother would make a wayward child go outside and select a willowy branch which would be used to "switch" the naked legs.Having to select the instrument of your punishment was considered cruel and unusual punishment.Sometime this was pre-punishment as indicated by "And just you wait until your dad gets home".
I would alway get a Forsythia branch as the device of my cruel and unusual punishment.
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Person 1: Instead of detention, Mr. Jones made me listen to Kidz Bop in a van full of 10 year olds for an hour! It was Cruel and Unusual Punishment.
Person 2: Is that legal!?
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a term used among bitches wen a convo gets outta control, bare insults get thrown around and homies ain't takin dat shit no more.
"yo your mama's so fat she got morning sickness after she gave birth to you"
"you are one cruel womzy!"
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one of my favorite futurama quotes (Bender), can be used a lot in everyday life
*get hit in balls with football"
say "life is hilariously cruel"
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a crappy sequel to the first movie, which actaully has bascially the same story line, but with crap actors. most of the script is the same. the actors are painfull to watch. why did they make the same movie again, except 109839858533 x shitter. im scared for watching this.
id dosent even compare to reese and ryan
its shamefull
"hey have you seen cruel intentions 2?"
"yeh. craphouse"
"yeh agreed"
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A shorter form of I'm leaving the board forever, usually posted by people with ADHD, PMS, or menopause, CAPSLOCKERS, dyslexics, n00bs and duh-weebs who are disoriented because they haven't taken the time to learn how to properly use a particular forum's features or interact with people on it.
1. N00b posts message and returns three weeks later and can't find it because it has been scrolled off to the second page by three weeks worth of newer messages:
Who did you $&*^@* delete my message!!! Goodbye Cruel ForuM?????
2. ADHD sufferer submits several messages, after each of which is notified that each message will be reviewed for posting; is too impatient to read that, so:
WHY CAN"T I POST MESSGES LIKE ANYBUDY ELSE? GOODBYE CRUEL FORUM!!!!
3. Capslocker: I WUZ CALM DOWN TIL ALL YOU TOLD ME TO CLAM DOWN!!! GOOD BYE CRLUE FORUM!?!!
4. Dyslexic: I dono wat u mean by my nice gisnature, but u shudnt talk to peeple that way! Goodby cruel forum!
5. Duh-weeb tries to insult someone, but replies to the wrong message and insults someone else. That person replies in kind, and duh-weeb tries to insult him too, but again replies to the wrong message and insults another innocent bystander, and on and on...
Why are all you guys on his side against me??? Goodbye cruel forum!!!
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Your last will you left when you decide to suicide.
I hate my life.
Life is bitch.
Goodbye cruel world.
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