Random
Source Code
Random
Dude, hand me another crumpet. These are fye as heck and go great with tea!
12👍 30👎
Crumpet is the "polite way" of saying the word Cunt. Usually not heard within civilized conversation.
Therefor the word crumpet is heavily used by middle and upper class society members, especially with the younger generations. The word crumpet can easily be heard in schools around the western suburbs of Sydney, were lads are prevalent and the word cunt is used by those dirty lads.
1) lad: oi cunt come 'ere!
Alex to friend: that lad is such a crumpet
2) alex to keiran: Lauren likes her crumpet dripping with honey
keiran to alex: that's why I'm a bee keeper!
15👍 42👎
A noun which is a similie for the term 'pussy' thus meaning the female gentalia. Or, to be blunt, the vagina. Its existence owes itself to the somehow holey and spongy nature of the vagina. It can be used both factually and in slang.
"Her crumpet was perfectly healthy, despite her concerns."
"Lads, I'm on the hunt for some crumpet tonight"
4👍 8👎
A code word used for weed to keep suspicious parents in the dark.
Hey James, me you and Laura gona go eat some crumpets later?
9👍 27👎
1. Tasty Breakfast
2. Used instead of the correct names of the male / female reproductive parts
1 ~ Im guna punch you right in the crumpet
2 ~ Im guna kick the crap out of your crumpet
3 ~ I want to munch on your crumpet
8👍 28👎
A vagina with an evergrowing yeast infection. In the sun the yeast causes the genetalia to rise like a crumpet being baked.
I'm never going back to Cuba again, half the girls on that beach had crumpets!
18👍 80👎
A word you call a white person instead of cracker
I was beat up by a gang of crumpets
8👍 39👎