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Circle Crusher is a Japanese word. It describes someone, generally a female, who joins a school or university club (which are called “circles” in Japan) and sparks a breakdown in the friendship between existing members, often because of an active or desired romantic relationship. Similar to Yoko Ono-ing.
She is such a circle crusher, she slept with every men in this club.
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Female who believes that her vaginal canal is too sacred for sperm to travel through while seeking moments of pleasure found by receiving hot fecal matter shat upon her boobs in the middle of sucking a cock to chew or crush the sperm as it exits the penis so she knows it has not penetrated her puun. "Definition of a researcher from the UTHSC in San Antonio Neurology Lab"
After their romantic fondue dinner, Sergio and Sonya headed back to their hotel room where Sergio's raging shits turned into a second course of fondue for Sonya. She wanted dessert so the "sperm crusher" sucked his cock to make the topping for her sundae which cannot be found at Baskin Robbins.
Synonym for an active dick, penis, cock.
At the urinals:
Gabe: you call that thing a weiner?
Chris: no, I call it a pussy crusher.
Later in the day.
Kat: my boyfriend Gabe has one huge pussy crusher.
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A person who attempts to discourage or stands in the way of someone else pursuing their dream.
Audrey was a dream crusher, when she crushed Connors dreams by telling him he would never be able to do it.
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When you have sex with a really fat chick, she gets on top of you, and all the weight ends up crushing your dick, and possibly your pelvis, too.
Did you hear about Jimmy? He just went to the hospital last night because Tammy gave him a penis crusher.
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1. A torture device used in the Middle Ages. With the chin placed over the bottom bar and the head under the upper cap, the torturer slowly turned the screw pressing the bar against the cap. The victims teeth would be shattered, their eyes squeezed out of their sockets, and they would die from the infernal pain.
2. A Megadeth song. Their first single from their upcoming album "Endgame". It's lyrics describe the torture device.
1. I think your parents considered putting you through the head crusher when you were born.
2. The solo in "Head Crusher" is not long enough!
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Big juicy thighs that could crush your head like a Watermelon
"Dude, you see that girl's legs over there, look at those melon crushers!"