Cuppa Tea

If you British and a American hears your accent, they will think of the line “cuppa tea”, they might even ask you for a “cuppa tea”.

Chad: Yo whatzzz up, I’m Brad. You new here or something?

Amanda: (British Accent) Greetings Chad, mine own nameth is Amanda. I moved over yonder behindith thou hillside.

Chad: That’s sick brooo. I live their too. Wait are you British? You sound British.

Amanda: Aye, I am British

Chad: Wooah that’s sick bro. (Does British Accent) woulda like a cuppa tea? (Laughs after) haha I’m playing with you. Have a good day Amanda

Amanda (confused) alright, Cheerios Chad.

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Cuppa Fart

When you rip a big ol fart right into your hand and then put it in a friend’s face.

If you don’t watch your mouth imma give you a cuppa fart.

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Cuppa tea

Cuppa teas are lovely. In France they only sell ice tea which I made me angry. British people love tea. There sweet and the best time to drink it is when you get it on the way to school and sing a song.

Cuppa tea are the best

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cuppa hungie

A bastardization of "couple of hundred".

Yo Pacco, you still owe me a cuppa hungie.

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bare cuppa

Bare Cuppa is a alternate phrase for the word 'Quality.'
This term is derived from the words 'Koala' + 'Tea' which when put together sounds like 'Quality.'
A Koala is a bear and a cup of tea is also known as a cuppa; this is where 'Bare Cuppa' was born!!

''Wow! Your new dress is bare cuppa!'' or ''Hey guys, that roller coaster over there looks bare cuppa!''

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Dunk the biscuit in the cuppa

A game played by swingers. Woman lays down, whilst several men line up and take turns blindfolded (of course) to 'Dunk the biscuit in the cuppa'. Also known as putting their testicles in the woman's mouth which is full of warm untainted, delicious, scrumptious semen.

Hey Mike, are you up for a bit of dunk the biscuit in the cuppa tonight?

Did you hear about Mandy last night, she got dunked several times!

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oi oi wheres me cuppa tea mate!?

A British mating call. Happens every 6 months a British has turned into an adult. A British person would often think you're another British, so climb onto a nearby tree whenever that happens. If you hear a British saying this out loud, be sure to appreciate the beauty of nature.

British person: oi oi wheres me cuppa tea mate!?
X: wow... I would've never thought I would see a British mating call. Life is beautiful.