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The champion of hide-and-seek..... His car is playing too!!!! . You'll understand it in a minute
Where are you?
I'm gonna find you dad
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Present participle of the verb "to dad".
To care for offspring in a very male way. Often, but not always, accomplished with beer, tv, and half-truths. Successful dadding involves the child being whole and unmarked, clean, fed, in diapers and PJs, and napping/asleep by the time the partner returns from whatever they were doing.
"I didn't get the chance to clean up the apartment, repair the front porch, or wash the cars. I was dadding"
"Our child is fed, bathed, and asleep. Nice dadding!" (Alternate usage: "Our child is still alive and in one piece. Nice dadding!")
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The man who copulated with your mother to produce you. He is often the least appreciated parent (though not always), and most likely the one who puts food on the table (again, not always).
Dad: I'm HOME! *Is tired after working for assholes for 8 hours*
You: Sweet McDonalds! *Snatches food from dad without even a hello*
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The guy who is always handy and will protect you no matter what. He is kind and caring, but tough enough to kill anyone who is messing with his daughter! And the guy who shall intimidate my first boyfriend....
"I will hunt you down if you hurt my daughter." -My Dad in the future.
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Word used to describe the repeated shits that you get the day after an evening of drinking to excess.
Stands for: Day After Drinking Shits
May also come with a delayed hangover or could creep upon you later in the day as delayed DADS.
Example:
Joe: "Hey Casey? Wanna come out boating with us?"
Casey: "No, I better not. I drank an ass load of all kinds of stuff last night, and I don't want to keep docking to run to the restroom. I've the DADS really bad dude."
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A person who leaves to "get milk" and never returns.
Person 1: "She was being totally clingy, so I just pulled a Dad and got outta there."
Person 2: "Wow, harsh."
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