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Trendy ass father with a lot of swag
Wow I just met a Darren he is legitimate
A guy who seldom responds to your messages.
That's so Darren of you to leave my messages on read.
Darren gives off big dick energy. Small but mighty package. Darren has the back of a Greek god. And the muscles of Gaston. Darren could sit on my face and I would thank him, personality’s pretty great too.
Darren’s only 5’8…
Yeah but he definetly has a big dick
He's either your friend or your lover.
You can't hate him. His charming a gentleman and the most determined guy in the world. If you know a Darren don't fuck up keep him as a friend as long as possible
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A Darrenator is a person who occupys an entry-level technical position, such as help desk, who wrongly believes he possesses as much (or more) technical knowledge than senior members of the department. The typical Darrenator will take every opportunity to display his complete lack of knowledge in the mistaken belief that this will somehow impress, if not intimidate, those around him.
In certain respects, the Darrenator exhibits behavior consistent with the common "ultratard" but is simultaneously more highly motivated to win the esteem of his co-workers and almost totally ignorant of the level of his own ignorance.
"Shit, here comes the Darrenator. Stop talking or that ultratard will have us here all afternoon."
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1.Derivative of the ancient battle-god, Darrenethis, who brought the thunder upon all who opposed him. He was also known as a great Sex God
2. Name for those of pure awesome and Epic quantities
3. A true gentleman and charismatic
4. Funny as hell
1. Dude, did you hear what John did? he totally pulled a Darren on this guy and then banged his girl!
2. "Hey, did you see that guy at the party last night"
"yeah he was a regular Darren!"
3. "Hey this guy took my ex out to a fancy restaurant and treated like a real lady"
"A class Darren Act"
4. "MAN he's so funny, he's such a Darren!"
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