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A Darrenator is a person who occupys an entry-level technical position, such as help desk, who wrongly believes he possesses as much (or more) technical knowledge than senior members of the department. The typical Darrenator will take every opportunity to display his complete lack of knowledge in the mistaken belief that this will somehow impress, if not intimidate, those around him.
In certain respects, the Darrenator exhibits behavior consistent with the common "ultratard" but is simultaneously more highly motivated to win the esteem of his co-workers and almost totally ignorant of the level of his own ignorance.
"Shit, here comes the Darrenator. Stop talking or that ultratard will have us here all afternoon."
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Darren’s don’t seem to last long. If you ever meet a Darren, don’t let go of them. They always put others ahead of themselves and have a low key, great sense of humor. They will always make time to hang out with you no matter when. Darren’s are a package. Make sure you don’t let go to a Darren.
darren is so sweet. I wish I was dating him.
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A guy with a really nice ass. Darren always has a big juicy booty.
“Damn! Did you see Darren’s ass? Thicc af”
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He is the most loyal friend you will ever have and he sees through people's bs. Funny kind and caring. Will tell you how awesome you are and always show up for people he cares about. Sex God.
Girl 1 - Hey do you know Darren?
Girl 2 - Yes! He gave me 100 orgasms last night.
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A fun, smart, cool guy to hang out with. He's one who will stand his ground for his girl (girlfriend/wife) and will never let anyone get in the way of his friends. He is amazing, loves sports and will always find a way to make you smile. He is handsome, and is easy to become friends with. He’s childish at times but can always make you laugh
He must be Darren
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