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A holiday who we celebrate about a bitch who is toxic, rude, jerk, asshole, moron, and bald as fuck.
Happy Baldie Ass Bitch day!
Girl 1. “Hey whens realist bitch day?”
Girl 2. “Oh national realist bitch day is august 9th”
National Realist Bitch Day is the day you celebrate the realist bitches on this earth who wont dip on you or switch on you gang. Bitches dat stay wit you even if u feenin in dem streets.
Girl “Its the realist bitch day today”
Boy “its yo day word🏆🔛🔝”
The last Tuesday in August is National Basic Bitch Day.
It is marked by Starbucks earliest day of the year when they start selling Pumpkin Spice lates, which are basic AF.
It is always celebrated on the last Tuesday in the month of August, because Tuesday is also basic as fuck, just like the bitches buying those basic ass lates.
Kyle: “Bro, why is the last day in August always National Basic Bitch Day?
Chad: “Because that’s when Starbucks starts selling Pumpkin Spice lattes every year.
National Smack a Bitch Day. Smack a Bitch you know
Girl: (Smack)!
Friend: What was that for?
Girl: It’s National Smack A Bitch Day
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September 27th is now known as big booty bitch day.
Bro you know what today is?
No?
Its national big booty bitch day
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EVERYDAY OF THE FUCKING YEAR (including: leap year, bitches don't take a day off)
Friend Jared : "Hey did you know today is National Lying Bitch Day, that must be why your wife got DP while she was at the "park with the kids"."
Friend David: "Fuck you Jared, every day is National Lying Bitch Day"
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It's may 9th and ur going to school
Teacher: go get some bitches
You:what why
Teacher:its national get some bitches day
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