The most overrated day on earth.
FUCK YOU CHRISTMAS
Someone: Yo its December 25
Me: Go fuck yourself
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The day where u shout fking Christmas
You: Hey itβs December 25th
Friend: Fking Christmas
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national cry alone in your room day
"Hey! What are you doing out here?"
"What?"
"It's December 25!"
"Oh shit"
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December 15th is National Kiss Your Bestfriend Day. No matter where you are or what you're doing you must Kiss your best friend on the cheek.
Carla: *kiss alberto*
alberto: Why kiss me?
carla: it december 25
alberto: oh
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If you are currently reading this... It's too late... Your'e gay now. Suck some dick to undo.
Guy #1: yo bro... its December 25, read this
Guy #2: *reads*
Guy #2 Shit... guess I boutta suck some dick
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A stupid god dam day, where you have to get together with family but you would rather stay home with anime body pillow and jerk off for the 10th time that day
God I hate December 25th
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Only f**king losers are born on December 25
Person 1: ITS CHRISTMAS
Person 2: do you know what else is today
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Itβs my birthday
Person 1: Only f**king losers are born on December 25 you piece of shit
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