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the act of inserting your penis into a deep frier so that a crusty shell forms around the elongated dick and is then slapped in the face of a dirty little fucking slut.
Mary loved when the deep fried dick got slapped in her face because it was all crusty and warm.
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The act of ejaculating all over ones self and quickly transitioning into urinating all over ones self. After laying still and not moving, this will solidify over time which can be scrapped off and placed into a small bucket (like getting chicken at KFC) and can be offered as a free meal to an unsuspecting bitch.
That black chick got so excited when I showed her a bucket of KFC. When she realized it was filled with deep fried lemonade immediately got horny and started making out with me after finishing her delicious meal!
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When a man and a woman have sex during the woman's menstrual cycle. The woman then gives a blowjob to the man, thus sucking off the menstrual residue.
Did you hear? Emily gave Steven a Deep Fried Lobster!
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The process of urinating in an individuals mouth, and without he or she swallowing or spitting, giving the individual a good ole fashioned tea-bag.
Have you ever tried a deep fried meatball? It's amazing!
$80 for a deep fried meatball.
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When you shit your pants ans forget about it then it becomes crusty and flakey.
Look at that guy he has crusty shit on his ass! You mean deep fried burger.
Originally the title of a song from the MM...FOOD album by MF DOOM, in his fanbase it's used to describe friends that betray, lie, or are all around bad people, referencing the original song being about those very people.
Person 1: One time my old friends all cut me off out of nowhere
Person 2: Damn, you had some deep fried frenz
comes from the word 'cap' meaning a lie or a false statement. deep fried cap is an egregious lie. something so false and obviously untrue it is insulting to even say it.
"i hooked up with ashley last night"
"thats deep fried cap no way you could"