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Possibly the least known city in Ohio, despite its being the county seat, Delaware remains unknown even to many of the people who live in the state capital, Columbus (approx. 30 mi. S). Symptoms include immediate drop in IQ, moderate to severe befuddlement, a sudden urge to hang your pants around your knees, and constant depression due to the air of mediocrity and lack of desire to do anything about it.
Dude 1: Hey, some guy from a place called Delaware is gonna meet me in the food court! Will you mapquest it for me?
Dude 2: ... What the hell, man? I just used this thing, like, five minutes ago! What's going on?
Dude 1: Unlock your screen, dude. And what in the Lord's name are you doing with your pants???
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The act of being insanely stupid; Not having enough braincells to create a normal thought process using common sense.
"Dude! She's so delaware it's scary!"
"Why are you being so delaware?"
"Ugh, I'm gonna become as delaware as him if I spend too much time near him!"
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1. (adj.) The shape a sandwich will inevitably become after taking 3-4 bites of it.
2. (n.) The second smallest (but first coolest) state of the US located between Philly and B-more.
3. (n.) A rare strain of highly potent Cannabis found growing along the Brandywine river.
4. (adj.) a quality prevalent among young females in the Newark area (esp. Main Street) synonymous with having bangingly nice buttocks.
1. My tomato and toothpaste double-decker sandwich is now knida Delaware.
2. Philly kid: Yo, you wanna drive down to Delaware and chill in front of da 7-11 wit' me?
3. "Every time man smoke Delaware, the walls of Babylon fall."
4. Damn, that cutie's booty is straight up Delaware!
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Having a narrow perspective or a closed mind, generally as a result of leading a sheltered life in a limited geographic area, such as many who live their entire life in Delaware.
1.) Man, that guy's delawareness is serious. He needs to get out of that shell and see the world.
2.) His delawareness limited his options.
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A place only locals can appreciate...a place where all there is to do is get wasted and high. The highlight of the state being DEWEY BEACH, a way of life, that becomes infested on summer weekends by annoying dc people. A town that contains only bars and a beach..the best place on earth.
I yearn for DEWEY beach DE
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A small state located in the mid atlantic. Known for its high drug use, Delaware (especially New Castle) is every crackwhores paradise. Upper Delaware is also known for its large number of catholic/ private high schools such as St. Marks (where the coolest sluts go), Sallies (where the coolest fags go) Ursuline and Padua (the drama capitol of the nation) and Tatnal and tower hill (where the rich drug addicts go) Southern Delaware is hicksville besides the eastern section where the beaches are located. Dewey- party city, Rehobeth- rich gay city, Bethany- laguna of delaware, and fenwick island- the mile long 2 block wide city thats surrounded by tons of water and borders Ocean city MD where the party scene is. A typical day in a delawareian's life would be to wake up, go to their private school, pick up some drugs, throw a banger at their oblivious parent's beach mansion.
Oh darn. just smoked my last joint. lets go to New Castle, Delaware and pick up some more =D!!!
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northern delaware is the shit, slower lower delaware is a bunch of hicks. i don't like hicks very much.
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