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A pathetic state in a man's life whereby he smugly attempts to conceal his baldness. Can come in many forms such as a comb over, comb forward, or outright refusal to conceal a despicable mange like mess. In extreme cases the man gets a hair transplant or worse uses finasteride and fries his chance of getting an erection. Best treatment is to accept the bald and shave it off
Look at that gimp with the translucent hair, you can see he is in absolute bald denial.
When something is labeled as "uncool" and people suddenly pretend they don't know anything about it because they think it will make them look bad by association. Coined for people who deny knowing the names of ANY Pokemon, even if they spent several years of their childhood memorizing every single one from the first games.
Alternatively, can be used to describe someone who makes fun of someone else for knowing something that they themselves know, but would not admit to because it's uncool.
Ex: When you use a pokeball in Super Smash Bros, say the name of the Pokemon out loud and your friends make fun of you for knowing it (even if it says its own name in the game).
I usually play as Charizard in Brawl.
Uh... Which one is Charizard again?
Dude, we used to play Red and Blue together EVERY DAY. I think you're in Pokemon Denial.
A chav who is obviously a chav but claims not to be a chav
1: that guy reckons he's not a chav! He must be in chav denial
2: that guys wearing trackies in marks and spencers, he must be in chav denial!
3: are you a chav? "nah fuk dat init, i iz no chav!" You are clearly in chav denial.
When you're on steroids but deny using them. Steroids, juice,
All these "Vial of Denials" say you don't need Steroids to get big Steroids, juice,
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Afterlife Denial, sometimes reffered as Afterlife Denialism, is the act of denying the idea or the existence of afterlife, also including extraphysical denial (act of denying the idea or the existence of extraphysics, nonphysics and metaphysics), spiritual denial (act of denying the idea or the existence of souls, spirits and spirituality), consciousness denial (act of denying the idea or the existence of consciousness or mind), supernatural denial (act of denying the idea or the existence of the supernatural or extranatural), extramatter denial (act of denying the idea or existence of extramatter, extramaterial, immaterial or of anything beyond matter) and multiverse denial (act of denying the idea or the existence of multiverses and multidimensions). Afterlife denial always use of naturalist, scientistic, physicalist, positivist and materialist arguments for deny afterlife, majority of those arguments being extremely materialist and scientistic.
"Afterlife Denial is really common nowadays, and even sadder to know that there are "spiritual" and "astral" groups and communities who support this idea such as all other kinds of denialism that accompany afterlife denial, being unable to see beyond materialism, physicalism and scientism."
To deny while adding an unnessecary (yet well fitting) suffix
Guy: Your a fag Bill
Bill: Why?
Guy:*walks away*
Richard Simmons: Oh my, Bill, honey bunny, you've just been denialated
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The act of not letting your partner release their orgasm; a sexual kink
person 1: Man, I tried orgasm denial for the first time last night.
person 2: You're a freak... how'd it go?
person 1: It hurt like hell, but when I finally did come, it felt SO much better than normal.
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