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A country that is displayed as a very happy country. However the weather sucks, gangs rule the streets, robberies and gang killings happen way too often. Ten years ago there wasn't a gang problem but over the last few years with the government still thinking there wasn't a problem, gangs have grown super quickly. Streets are flooded with drugs as it has one of Europe's biggest drug consumptions. People aren't very nice as they have something called "janteloven". It is an unwritten society rule, it basically means: "don't think you're better than anyone else" or "fuck you if you drive a luxurious car". They will literally shit on you in every possible way if you have something nice or expensive that they don't have.
Man 1: "Yo dude I wanna move to Denmark, it's sounds so nice there"
Man 2: "No, it really is not that nice"
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A place quite often mistaken for being the capital city of Sweden.
Ignorant 1: What is the capital of Sweden?
Ignorant 2: Denmark
Ignorant 1: Oh.
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They suck at every sport.
They are all racists and their all wannabe Swedes.
"I wish denmark could get off Swedens dick."
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A country which is becoming Nazi
A Danish Nazi: All Danes from other origins should back to their countries even if they were born in Denmark.
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Denmark, officially the Kingdom Of Denmark, is a kingdom in Northern Europe. Danish is the official and primary language spoken there.
Denmark has a low level of corruption.
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A country in the northen part of Europe. A place with beautiful people, a lot of socialism and equality. Often used as an allegory for the best place on Earth by young, hopeful Americans who support elderly jewish politicians with socialist ideas.
Commonly siding with evil and/or losing factions in any conflict ever, and before the country needed allies, they lost to other, less douchy countries. The country is currently controlled by a drunk midget being manipulated by an old racist housecleaner and her political team of inbreds.
The people look very pretty, but are frigid assholes who can only speak in a friendly tone when at least tipsy. The local religion is Pork.
Only available to blond, white alcoholics.
American 1: I'm planning on moving to Denmark sometime in the future!
American 2: Oh, you took the test? Did you fit? How many units can you drink in two hours?
American 1: Some... Seven, if I really focus on just drinking?
American 2: ... Yeah, you're gonna have to retake that.
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Denmark is not only a country, it is also a Capital. Of which state? very few people in the world know the exact location of this capital, therefore, it could be the capital of anywhere. The search for this mysterious place is ongoin, but one thing is for sure..Denmark is definitely a capital.
What is the capital of Ohio...Denmark!....Perfecto!
What is the capital of Maine...Denmark!....Si!!
What is the capital of Nigeria...Denmark?...that is Correct!
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