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You are too cheap to get your own Costco card but you attach yourself at the cart with a friend who does and you can get the benefits of the Costco buying discounts.
Hey Sally, I am feeling very Costco-dependent today, are you going by chance? I need to get that huge package of toilet paper. I'll buy you a hotdog?
One who requires the use of a pacifier (Binky, Nuk5, MAM,) every day of one's life and experiences severe withdrawals in situations where use is prohibited. Typically experienced in infant stage, this addiction is normally eliminated by gradual "weaning" or reduction of use, to the point of elimination. Older stages of human development, including adults, may also experience this addiction. Withdrawal symptoms can be managed by creative use in situations where use is restricted. "Self-weaning" is a matter of free-will and acceptance.
The pacifier-dependant Adult Baby Girl is helpless to remove her Nuk5 pacifier. She throws a tantrum when her Daddy removes it from her mouth. Lollipops and ring-pops are of no help.
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"Dependence Day" is a term that is used mockingly to refer to England voting to leave the European Union on 24th June 2016. 48.1% of English voters voted to remain in the European union, however the majority of voters voted to leave, and the events of which are as yet uncertain, further complicated by remaining countries in the United Kingdom, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, voting to remain in the European Union.
The term "Dependence Day" was coined as a parody of politician Nigel Farage's statement that "it (leaving the European union) will be like our independence day".
Many people feel as though this was a bad decision, and will require help from outside sources in order to resolve any issues, hence being "dependent".
Further issue was taken when it was revealed that Farage had gone back on his claim that "£350 million would be donated to the NHS per week if the leave campaign was successful". He claimed that this was a "mistake" and this caused uproar with voters and opposition alike.
The strength of the pound coin and other European currencies took a significant blow as a result of leaving the European Union, further causing speculation that England would require outside interference
"Hey are you gonna party on Dependance Day?"
"Yeah! The bass'll drop harder than our economy"
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Dependence Day is an unofficial holiday in the United States, on July 3rd, which commemorates the 169-year relationship between the United Kingdom and the 13 American Colonies. It is commonly associated with college parties, pro-monarchy rants, gaudy displays of the Union Jack, and various libations which celebrate the history, government, and traditions of the United Kingdom. Festivities end at midnight, with celebrants drinking apple pie shots to exalt freedom and the Fourth of July.
American University Students prefer to commence Dependence Day celebrations with a rally in front of the British Embassy.
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someone who lives like they are rich while simultaneously mooching off of someone else.
"Did you see Dave's new car? Yeah, but how did he afford it without a job? He still lives with his folks, so he's dependently wealthy."
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"Brian threw a fantastic party last night at his brother's beach house, with money he borrowed from his girlfriend...Man, he sure is dependently wealthy!"
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A place is car dependent if you cant' walk to the grocery store, and cant't exist in life without a car.
Aaron:Man I hate Houston it's so car dependent you literally can't exist in life without a car here!
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Bitch Dependencey is when you have your girlfriend/wife,and she is telling you to do things and you do it under most circumstances.
Tom,Bitch Dependency is no laughing matter.Addiction to a bitch can fuck wit your friends,your health,and scary enough even your money.
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