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Farage

To masturbate in an angry and confused way using unconventional stimuli.

Mark's Wife was furious when she caught him having a farage over a picture of Ann Widdecombe.

by A day spent Faraging October 23, 2013

641๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


Farage

(Voted for as part of Mark Thomas 100Acts, pronounced to rhyme with garage e.g. Fah-Ridge)- Noun: the liquid found at the bottom of a bin/trashcan/wheelie bin.

Oh no, I was putting out the bin bags and one ripped & my foot got soaked in evil smelling, slimy farage.

by RickBTenPercent May 16, 2014

292๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


Farage

To disappear into the background, after causing chaos by committing an intentional act of stupidity.

John, faraged into the corridor, after let that stink bomb off in the common room , before anyone realised what He had done.

by Hobboblin12 September 8, 2016

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Farage

A politician who claims to know the way but can't drive the car.

Voters were hoodwinked by another Farage.

by TheGrumpyEnglishman July 6, 2016

83๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Farage

A culinary journey through the palate, featuring a wide variety of flavours, textures, and cultural influences.

Last night's dinner was a true Farage, taking us on a delicious journey through the Indian Ocean Rim and the influence of colonization on their recipes.

by Polosco February 23, 2023

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Farage

Someone who wastes everyone else's time and money, whose only contribution to society is to divide and deceive, and who miraculously gets airtime despite never having achieved anything.

Hey, get out of here you Farage, you've caused enough problems already.

by OSCOLA October 3, 2017

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Farage

Optical illusion seen in the political wilderness, that makes you believe you can see a long term career

He had been in the political wilderness for years, then he could see the top job come in to view

It turned out to be a farage

by jiggggly March 15, 2014

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