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Derived from Italy.
Means I do believe in fairies.
Bob- "I do believe in fairies"
George- "I desk yoke too! I swear I saw one yesterday"
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A term used in the watch collecting community to refer to scuffs, scratches, and wear to a watches bracelet received while sitting at an office desk. These marks are considered normal wear and tear and are usually received while typing as the bracelet rubs the desk. The term comes from the popularity of diving watches that are worn not for diving purposes, but for aesthetic ones in the office.
This watch looks brand new except for some desk diving marks on the bracelet.
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A whore who roams the office under desks providing oral pleasure to coworkers to boost company moral
Worker 1 "Why is Paul so happy this morning?"
Worker 2 "The desk gremlin must have paid him a visit"
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A sandwich one hides in their desk at work to consume at any given time, usually eaten in secret when someone has much work to catch up on.
"Man, I had to work during lunch, good thing I had a Desk Sandwich otherwise I never would've made it."
Desk Holiday (DH)
A Desk Holiday is created when you are busy at your desk and suddenly your office computer server or telephone system goes down preventing you from continuing your work. DH is a common syndrome affecting tax paid government employees.
Also See: Desk Holiday Hangover (DHH)
“Dude, want to grab a coffee, I just got a Desk Holiday!”
Dwight's (from The Office) work area where he combined three desks to make one mega desk. Each computer has it's own task, one for sales, gaming, and the third for misellaneous office criteria.
Dwight made the desk during the time Jim and Pam had their child. He coneived the desk by pushing them together in the pattern of a U shape. When Jim came back, mega desk was disassembled and never fully brought back.
Jim, just 5 more minutes with mega desk, please.
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Formerly known as help desk the service desk is a central point of contact between users and the IT Service Organization. So basically, they get sh*t on by thier bosses and sh*t on by the people calling in.
"I forget my password like all the time so I have to call the service desk and have them like reset it. I wonder why they sound so snotty?"