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The phrase you say to someone who rejected your definition that you worked so hard to write it.
the editor:Should I publish this def or should I reject it?I will reject it,I'm sorry!
the frustrated guy:Take my dick in my mouth,you fucking idiot,I worked so hard to write my def and you reject it so easily!
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A blowjob is worth the value of two handjobs. Frequently used in negotiations by cheap hookers. Not to be confused with the meaningful expression involving birds and bushes.
HOOKER: "Okay you got two blowjobs and half a handjob, that will be $4.50"
DUDE: "What? That's a bit steep, I thought you told me a handjob was only a dollar!"
HOOKER: "Its fair. A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand"
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Another term for when a female is sexually interested in you, also meaning:
She likes him.
She digs him.
She wants to fuck him.
Man 1: Dude, oh my gosh, you know that girl Amy? She wants my dick in her mouth.
Man 2: Oh, you mean that fat chick?
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Stop talking about me all the time. Get my name out your mouth.
John: George why are you always playing that video game. Don't you have anything better to do.
George: Get my dick out your mouth!!
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Noun The words that someone whispers under their breath when they wash all the dishes and someone dumps another shitload of greasy utensils in the goddamn sink.
example "Robert, hey how are y- (under breath when he drops his plate in the sink) cunt gremlin faggot gay dick fucker cock mouth jeez rob could you be any more fucking considerate?
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When a girl/guy has sucked so many dicks that it leaves the top of your mouth more weathered then it should be
I was cleaning a patient’s teeth and had to stop and leave the room at I went straight to my coworker and said “girl your wouldn’t believe the dick mouth on this bitch”
If your a sus boy then this is the word for you when you feel like being gay then say this
hey bro...... yeah wsp.......I got a big fat dick in my mouth......bro wtf nigga you gay