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The Urban Dictionary

This site is the Urban Dictionary. This site does waste a lot of your time because you spend your time on it looking up random definitions that random people put on here. I mean, you could go be productive and find other definitions that are actually useful, but you know, who wants to go do that? Personally, I would rather go to my friends' house and be stupid, but here I am... telling you the definition of a dictionary... Well... Dang. Ya know, just don't go looking up anything dirty on here if you're on a school laptop... they will hunt you down to suspend you... Sooo, just saying, some of the crap on here is so untrue, so prepare to be slightly disappointed... Yah... You have officially wasted a whole minute of your life reading this definition.

"What's the definition of accountable?"
"I don't know, let me check the Urban Dictionary,"

by andioop1234 October 4, 2019

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Urban dictionary

You must be real stupid if you donโ€™t know what urban dictionary means. U are literally on it right now.

Me: urban dictionary
Urban dictionary: you must be very stupid if you donโ€™t know what urban dictionary is.

by you are reading my name May 6, 2020

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urban dictionary

A website that doesn't accept any of my definitions.

Fuck you urban dictionary.

by nilethe146 January 1, 2015

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urban dictionary

an old website that died out.
why are you even here lol

dang. this man uses urban dictionary like you and me. what a loser.

by teevee2 August 7, 2020

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Urban dictionary

The thing you are reading on this right now, most definitions are about sex but this one is normal, I think. Urban dictionary is a good place to search random stuff for random and funny definitions, we all like a but of a laugh! Whenever we think of a word they want to search up, we do and we get the most random results., so you probably searched up the name of this website just to see some random definitions on what people may thing of maybe you just want someone to link the word Urban Dictionary to some type of sex thing, but except the sexual relations when they are not needed, Urban dictionary is the place to be! Search up anything and if there are no results, make your own! They are worth it.

P1: hey dude letโ€™s search up โ€œUrban dictionaryโ€ to see what comes up in the actual website
P2: Iโ€™m doing it! Hmm, these are great definitions!

by 2020 is Satan March 29, 2020


Urban Dictionary

The most arousing sex act known to man. It must be performed on a girl and is a combination of any number of sex acts featured on this very website. Thus, there are no limits to performing the Urban Dictionary on a girl. That means you and the girl can perform any sex act as long as it's featured on Urban Dictionary. While you perform this sex act, however, we recommend you coin your own sexual definitions for the best experience.

Mr. and Mrs. Rape had to be hospitalized after performing the Urban Dictionary in a school building.

by Yopmail User August 22, 2022

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urban dictionary

A website originally intended for posting slang, but has now become a magnet for various species of asshole. Racists, misogynists, misandrists, and other obnoxious people of questionable intelligence all infest this site, showing that sometimes even the coolest concept can degenerate beyond repair.

Urban Dictionary is proof that no matter how great your idea is, someone will attempt to sabotage it.

by Brandon Pilcher March 15, 2007

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