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The Commerce Digest is a revolutionary source of business news that seeks to transform the way people consume information. Are you tired of dull and uninteresting news articles that make you fall asleep faster than a lullaby? Look no further because the Commerce Digest is here to revolutionize the way you experience business news.
With a team of expert writers and analysts, the Commerce Digest delivers the most engaging and entertaining news stories from around the world. From the latest initial public offerings (IPOs) to the biggest corporate scandals, our team covers it all.
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In conclusion, the Commerce Digest is the ultimate source for all things business, providing you with the juiciest and most informative news stories, delivered with a dash of humor to keep you entertained and engaged. Say goodbye to boring and stuffy business news and hello to a new era of exciting and informative news delivery with the Commerce Digest.
The Commerce Digest is a source of business news that delivers engaging and entertaining stories with a touch of humor to revolutionize the way people consume information.
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having sexual intercourse after a large meal.
I could tell by the way he was looking at me across the table that we would be engaging in some creative digestion after dinner.
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White washed person of color that white people automatically feels comfortable around. They are the typically perceived as the nonthreatening black person
"I'm not racist, I have plenty of black friends granted they're digestible black.
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One who cums in their hand and then eats it.
Tim and his buddies in college thought a guy was whackin' it a lot. They then set up a video camera in his dorm room and discovered that not only was he a chronic masturbator, he also participated in auto-fellaciatic digestion.
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(n) - The tingly, prickly, and sometimes debilitating feeling in the legs after a long toilet session. Most commonly resulting from sitting there too long to finish a column or story in the bathroom companion. Originally resulting from its namesake magazine, Reader's Digest Syndrome or RDS can result from any lengthy toilet/reading session of any material.
I took the magazine to the crapper so I could read a quick article while I drop the kids off at the pool. I ended up reading a 5 page article about some dude falling off a cliff even though I was blessed with a one wipe wonder. I tried to stand up but I had a serious case of RDS (Reader's Digest Syndrome) and my legs gave out. I ended up blacking out when I hit my head on the toilet. The janitor found me 2 hours later with pants around my ankles. I think he took my magazine...
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The abbreviated version of a story, experience, or work-related issue.
Matt... come on, I don't want a play-by-play of your date last night, give me the Readers Digest Version: did you hook up or not?
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Spitting out a chewed up bite of food because you realize you can't eat one bite more.
Karl: "Did you see that chick over there, she just spit up her last bite of food into a napkin."
Monique: "She must have a bad case of pre-digestive bulimia."