RDS

Short for Rusty Dick Syndrome.

Occurs when someone has extremely dirty and/or inactive genitalia.

Lou cant get girls. He must have serious RDS.

Sorry son, your RDS is too severe. You have 6 months to live.

Ya got RDS.

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RDS

Rais Disbol Syndrome
A contagious mental illness which makes you retarded

Bro, Brendon been saying some retarded shit today, think he caught RDS

RDS

Restless Dick Syndrome

I am sorry that I cant go drinking with you lovely ladies tonight. Alcohol aggravates my RDS

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RDS

Acronym for Reader's Digest Syndrome.

I almost fell on my face after trying to stand up from the porcelain god. I read for half an hour after pinching off a hot loaf and my legs were so numb I couldn't stand up. The RDS was so bad i had to use the cripple bar in the crapper just to pull my shorts up.

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RDS

Relevance Deprivation Syndrome

Oh yeah that Mark Latham failed Australian politician just has RDS

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RDS

A serious condition where the affected get the uncontrollable urge to touch or grope those around them however can be treated with a harmless injection.

The man tested positive for RDS

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RDS

really dumb shit. Can also be used in the medical field as RDS syndrome

Guy 1 walks into a door

Guy 2: Did your RDS just kick in?

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