Dong

A dildo, usually rubber, with a suction cup at the base. Primarily used for sticking to the shower wall.

"Hey Becky. Check out my new DONG"

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Donged

Verb, the definition of getting scammed by someone, especially in the game of poker where an individual steals chips and pockets chip, only to redeem them the next time poker is played. Happens especially to a couple of individuals.

Wu: Hey, can you help me count my chips

Donger: Let me Count your chips for you
*proceeds to steal 5 dollars and try to redeem it later*

Kevin: Hey you’re missing $5 chip

Donger: what do you mean?

Kevin: Haha you just got DoNgEd by the Donger.

dong

*adjective*

When a person is being rude, stupid, and or annoying.

The person can have one of these traits or all of them.

Situation 1

Julie: I got a 43 on my math test but it’s fine i’ll just cheat on the next on

You: Omfg you’re such a dong howd you get that low of a score

Situation 2

Julie: How are homeless people... homeless cant they just... get a job?

You: You dong that’s not how it works.

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DONG

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Dong

A cross between a MONG and a DICKHEAD
A name you'd call someone who is acting dickheadly

That boy, Alex is such a Dong

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dong

1. a slang name for a male's penis. AKA "ding dong" and many other names.

2. a monetary unit in Vietnam.

3. a proper surname for a male, used in the Chinese and Vietnamese languages and maybe other tongues spoken in the Orient.

1. when the awesome Billy Idol performs his hit "Dancing With Myself" he is referring to the fact that he's shaking his dong.

2. Raymond Slate bought a rug from a street vendor in Ho Chi Minh City for 60 dong.

3. The instructor in a college Computer Science
class introduced himself as "Professor Dong Chi-Zeng". He wrote on the blackboard his surname in huge letters: DONG. He said, "You can just call me 'Dong'". He went on to state that he got his degree at the University of Taipei and so on. Bryan whispered to Dan, "I don't care if that is a common Chinese name, I ain't gonna call him a DONG!"

4. I told my Vietnamese friend in college that the word "din" means "clamor", "racket" and "noise" in English (in Vietnamese "din" means "stupid"). He really got a big laugh when Ralph told him that in English "dong" is a slang word for "penis".

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DONG

The acronym for (Things to) Do Online Now, Guys. Made famous by VSauce, a YouTuber.

It can also be used as a noun, respectively.

"Hey, man check out this DONG!"
"Woah. That is an amazing dong."

-WARNING-

THE PREVIOUS QUOTE IS NOT WHAT SHE SAID.

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