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a slaggy dumb whore who has to travel the spanish lands with her retarded homosexual monkey.
she's been known to have herpes and chlamydia, possibly contracted from her sexual escapades with Boots.
her cousin, Diego, has also known to possess child pornography, most likely of Dora.
THIS HAS NOT BEEN CONFIRMED...
and that Benny the Bull. what the fuck were the creators on?!?
Dora: Hey Boots, gimme some lovin'
Boots: Dora, you've already got every STD possible
Dora: Awww... BOOOTSSS. please?!?
Boots: -unzips whatever he wears- alright Dora.
Dora: YAY.
isn't dora the explorer a dog?
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A mexican girl and monkey prostitutes on drugs overwhelmed by a paranoid sense believing that a fox named swiper is trying to rape them.
Holy crap its Dora the Explorer!!!! Run before its to late!!!!
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1) A kids show on Nickelodeon.
2) The act of exploring your partners private areas.
1) Did you see that episode of Dora the Explorer?
2) Your mom and I played Dora the Explorer last night; it was off da chain!
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A gay show in NickJr perfect for mexican primetime, starring a 7 year old retarded mexican dipshit (Dora), a whining homosexual monkey(Boots) and sometimes three others, a stupid cow, a pansy iguana and a small animal that could drive a car large enough to fit dora....
Every show there will be a villain-like figure named swiper that would try to steal one of dora's items, he would sometimes succeed but 9 .99 times out of ten he would just run into the forest like a pussy, because he failed....
The show has many extras, a back pack and a map (both talks, saying the same shit all over again), three crawling bugs that plays drumrolls after a stage is completed and a mouse cursor that points obvious stuff....
Perfect for people with IQ's less that 5
This is the show that you watch before commiting suicide
Broke Bussinessman: My life is useless, I have no money, my family doesn't respect me anymore. I know, I'll watch dora the explorer.
(He dies 30 mins. later)
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Seriously? Is this what you show to our kids? Are you fuckin serious?! This is an insult to a 2 year olds intelligence! It's about a spanish 5 year old girl named "dora" who is the dumbest shit ever, I mean for fuck's sake she thinks she can talk to the kid watching the show! "can you tell me where coney island is?" Thats the dumbest shit ever! And dont get me started on that gay ass monkey that follows her around... Oh and the map? What fucking map needs a song before you can look at it?! It's like the people didn't put any thought into the show at all!
"DORA THE BANANA TREE IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU! AND YOU CALL YOURSELF AN EXPLORER?!" - Crazy Steve from Drake and Josh while watching Dora The Explorer.
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A creepy, fat 5 year old Hispanic kid with animals as friends. Not only does she (or he...) have careless parents who let her explore dangerous adventures in places of smiling crocodiles and trolls that look like it covered itself in genitalia hair, she has animals as friends that don't count as friends cause' they friggin' talk. Especially a monkey wearing boots. She is also accused of stealing innocent talkiing stars, being a snitch on foxes and copying famous princess's faces to save places that don't really deserve it.
Dora the Explorer: Look! A Disco Star! Let's stuff it in this mysteriously big pocket on my not suspicious purple backpack!
Backpack: NOMNOMNOM IMMA GONNA EAT YOU DELICIOSO NAAAAAJHKUGUGHHGFOPIIRERTF!!!
Disco Star: WHEN DID THIS TURN INTO POKEMON?!??!
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Dora the explorer is a stupid whining 5 year old Illegal Mexican Immigrant Cunt who goes on every fucking dangerous adventure with a fucking whining homosexual fucking monkey named boots who whines everytime untill your ears gush with blood, How fucking Creative!
Swiper the fox is a some american stealer trying to find evidence on dora but fails 99% of the time, What a fucking pussy!, Dora manages to say "Swiper no swiping 3 times" and swiper runs away like a fucking bitchy shithead! If a kid does this to a gangster this kid would be fucking shot! oh and keep in mind if a kid did this to lucy from elfen lied, This kid would be fucking dismembered!
Dora the explorer is age restricted to kids over 3 because adults couldn't fucking handle it!
Dora is Blind too, as she tells us where something is like a Penis we try to look for it but the fucking blue cursor fucks us up!
Great for people on Drugs and has an IQ of -5million.
Dora has everything in her backpack from small planck size dirt to fucking universe sized gold.
If you are a fan of this show, you are a Cuntface!
Dora the Explorer Cunt Illegal Mexican Immigrant Fuck Elfen Lied
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