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Douche Nozzle

A word used to one up someone who calls you a douchebag.

Example:

John: Brad you are such a douchebag.. Haha

Instigator: ooooh.. man he clowned u... aren't u gonna get back at him?

Brad: Well john... yer.. Uhh... a... umm... A douche nozzle!

Instigator: Burn!!!

*John hangs his head in shame*

by IHateYouXoXo May 11, 2009

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Douche Nozzle

Adj: 1) A person who spouts forth douchebaggery like a hose sprays water. 2) A person who has nothing competent to add but useless drama or needless facts.

That girl is such a douche nozzle, all we hear is drama drama drama!

That guy is so full of himself, a real douche nozzle!

by Darth Wader January 17, 2012

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Douche Nozzle

Someone who drives towards you with their high beams on and doesn't turn them off as you get closer to them.

Dan: Wow look at this fuck head with his high beams on coming right at me.

Tone: Fucking Douche Nozzle.

by DOM TORRETO November 8, 2011

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Douche Nozzle

Derogatory term used for anyone who is stupid, lame, annoying, or an asshole. See also douchebag and douche.

Why did you kick me in the nuts, you douche nozzle!

by Binford August 9, 2003

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douche nozzle

language variance. as in the german, du shnosel; arrogant young prick. came across this with my friend from germany. funny germanglish cross slang connection.

zat man hee theenks he iss so spveshial, iss he geevin uss de nose in ze air, perfect case of du shnosel. douche nozzle! same thing. love it.

by gumption101 January 3, 2009

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Douche Nozzle

A word Defining a real special kinda person...you know the kind that never shuts the fuck up and always whines about silly shit....it adds insult to injury...when the normal douche just won't do the job...you refer to a person as a Douche nozzle!! Implying that they themselves clean dirty Vaginas!!! XD ahahaa!!

That Bradley Hodges is being extra Douchey today...man he is being a real Douche Nozzle!! lolololol!!!

by ebower November 30, 2011

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Douche Nozzle

Being such a douche bag that you are actually compared to the end inserted into one ass.

Ya know he is seriously a douche nozzle

by Fat man walkin May 25, 2009

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