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When a person of Carribean origin jerks you off with sandy hands.
I'm chaffing hardcore with the Carribean Jerk Dry Rub I got this weekend.
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When you spit on one hand in preparation to give your boy a cheeky rub and tug, then sike them out and run the wet hand through your hair only to begin wacking them off with the other, dry hand.
Yo its fucked, Daniel hit me with the wet hand alaskan dry rub last week.
Man thats wack, we all know your dick is chafing already.
When you give a relative a hug and you press your penis into them without them knowing
Dude your aunt pretty hot .
Yea every year I give her an Alabama dry rub
When a person cuts and handles spicey peppers and then jerks off a guy.
Susie gave me a jalapeño spicey dry rub last night and I can't stop the burning!
When you’re forced to jerk off without the aid of lubrication due to the lack of amenities in a cheap hotel while traveling.
After staring at the hot stewardess for three hours on my flight today I had to rub one out with no delay. My cheap hotel had no lubrication so I had to perform a Memphis Dry Rub just to release the poison. Fortunately there was a 7-11 nearby, so round two was much more pleasant.
Masturbation by a male who has run out of hand lotion or lube.
Dude, I was completely out of hand lotion so I had to just do a dry rub last night!
A boring version of sex with no actual sexual intercource involved..... literally just rubbing a dick and a vagina together 😫
Josh: Hey Will, did u and Bella do it last night?
Will: Nah we just dry rubbed for ages, it was so boring, I just wanted to shuv my dick in her mouth but she’s on a no cum diet....😕
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