Dumpster Fire

1. A complete disaster.
2. Something very difficult that nobody wants to deal with.

This project is a complete dumpster fire.

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dirty dumpster

The process of multiple men ejaculating on the out side of a female Sphincter hole. The alpha male then drives all the ejaculated sundtance into the females sphincter. Like compacting the trashcan. After all the waste has been compacted, you then dump the trash by the female defecating.

"Hey Brittany, are you tired of normal, boring sex?"
"Yes"
"Well good because I got a group of buddies here that want to give you a dirty dumpster"

cunt dumpster

A whore who has hooked up with multiple guys in a single day to the point of guys essentially using her cunt as a dumpster. Often guys who have dumped their loads in these whores frequently experience symptoms such as intense remorse immediately after as well as dwelling on whether or not he has unknowingly received sloppy seconds.

Joe: Yo I hooked up with Sabrina last night at that party.
Matt: Sabrina!?!? you know she hooked up with 2 dudes before going to that party.
Joe: That fucking cunt dumpster!

Dumpster Fire

A colossal mess, often created by incompetence

"My working conditions are a dumpster fire thanks to my Coworkers."

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dumpster cranking

The act of "cranking one out" in a dumpster.

I just caught 2 hipsters dumpster cranking out back.

Dumpster Chicken

A junkie or dope whore who for whatever reason believes she is still really cute and worthy of respect even though she exchanges sexual favors for drugs.

Idk why he only messes with dumpster chickens.

Becky is such a dumpster chicken

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Dumpster Pump

Noun: A device used by Sodomites to more easily perform sodomy. Usually behind dumpsters or in corn field's. The base pump is 2 Metric Rogan's long and 1 Rogan wide, a little smaller than the average persons thumb.

Trivia: The Dumpster Pump was used during WW2 by it's inventor, Pumper Jones (Alex Jones' Great Great Grandfather) to drain the Nazi's of their Jizz strength. The concept for the Pump was based on Nikola Tesla's Earthquake Machine, which could vibrate at frequencies resonating with skyscrapers, potentially collapsing them. Instead, Pumper Jones' Dumpster Pump would collapse the ass's of men, and used 17 of Tesla's patents.

"I'll give you a nickel if I can test my Dumpster Pump on you."
"Ok Glenn, Can I set my mug on this dumpster first?"

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