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he is the most deadly duo ever . he has made the perfect team. he teamed up with sonic to numb your brain with dumb memes and give you terminal seven brain cancer. he also teamed up with mario to bash down your door and take your liver. and duolingo does the final blow by killing you and your family
not bob: dang duolingo is going to take your family. bob: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh can you help me. not bob: I am afraid not he will kill me because he also has my family. bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Actively completing Duolingo lessons
Or working within the app
Man I was duolingoing all night trying to learn Spanish!
When you try to rizz a girl by learning her mother language.
-Bro he asked her out in her mother language.
- What a Duolingo rizz!
The act of fucking in doggy while doing Spanish homework and the other person screams finish your Spanish before I fuck you earlobe
I done a dirty duolingo last night
An owl who has done multiple crimes because of people not learning Spanish... LOOK BEHIND YOU
Duo does this: Pentagon, Hexagon, Octagon, "Yourfamilygon"
HE KIDNAPS OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gender of Duo (Duolingo): Male
Duo (Duolingo): Did you learn a new language?
Thanos: Sí.
Duo (Duolingo): What did it cost?
Thanos: Mi Familia.
Is a owl mascot of a company... but Duolingo is also the God of language and perfect strikes, and if you dare participate in its sick games you take the chance of being smited by Duolingo, there's also other possibilities of you're family getting kidnapped, it mental and emotional torturing you, there are so many outcomes if you miss a strike or don't do you're lessons you need to be carefu----
Wait
What was that...
Oh no...
WAIT PLEASE NO I HAVE A FAMIL------
"Duolingo is after my family"
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You may think the owl and the app are cute but..They will kidnap you're family if you don't tak you're Spanish lesson..
Duolingo: SPANISH OR VANISH
You: NO PLEASE DONT!!!!