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Someone who doesn’t know the appropriate positions at appropriate times, or someone that has no fucking idea how to cuddle.
“Adam get up you fat fuck, we aren’t spooning on the floor you dyslexic cuddler!”
a band consisting of Mickey Avalon, Dirt Nasty, and Andre Legacy. One of their most famous songs is "My Dick".
"Did you see dyslexic speedreaders last night? they were amazing!"
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A person who is prone to doing things incorrectly. Reading is the dyslexic pol's vice (among others).
*As a car passes by a restaurant called "DJ's Fish Fry"*
Olivia: "Hey you guys- let's go to JD's Fish!!"
Non-dyslexic pol: "Fa rurl rurl? You crazy!"
Person 3: "She isn't crazy, Olivia is a dyslexic pol."
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When a girl sucks on your balls while tickling your penis at the same time. First invented in 1937 by an Irishman named Ewen McGenehey. It was properly patented in the famous "Madame de Sausage" brothel in Northern France.
Kenneth: "Honey this is truly a wonderful dyslexic chauffeur you are giving me."
Steve: "How about we go back to my place for a dyslexic chauffeur"
Bill: "My balls are very comfortable at the moment. At the same time my penis is tickled! This is amazing! What do you call it?"
Suzy: (muffled) "Dith ith a dithlexthic thauffeur"
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1. Perfectly chosen words spoken in a discombobulated or confusing order.
2. A speaker with the ability to leave a crowd scratching their heads and asking, "What did he say?"
-His ideas ideas are great, it is too bad he is verbally dyslexic.
-Although he struggles a little bit in expressing accurately the ideas that he may have pondered and/or felt compelled to share, you have to appreciate the fact that he is pretty bright; perhaps too much so for his own good and because of being verbally dyslexic it might not be apparent exactly where he stands on a particular issue or the idea or suggestion that he may have been trying to share.
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def.a. a person who is confused with or by his/her sexual orientation. b. a person who claims to be straight, bi, gay, lesbian, etc. but by ways, means, or actions acts differently at times or all the time. c. a person who acts against stated sexual orientation in certain situations, or around certain people.
Ex A:
person a: "Shorty sure does act different around his parents!"
person b: "Oh, don't worry, he's gay, he is just acting sexually dyslexic around mom and dad, he hasn't come out to them!"
person a "Oooh! Sucks to be him! LOL!"
Ex. B:
fag hag a: "Watch out tonite, Shorty is being cuntfused!"
Fag hag B: " Oh great, another night of sexual dyslexia!"
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In the way a dyslexic reads things backwards and an anorexic is someone who is skinny and thinks they're fat, a dyslexic anorexic is someone who is fat and thinks they are skinny.
Can you believe she was wearing that midriff shirt?
Yea, she's a dyslexic anorexic.
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