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To consume one's or another's feaces
Ben: "Oi, eat shit!"
Pedestrian proceeds to eat shit
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What poor people do.
Hobo Bob:Hey joe,look what I found!
Hobo Joe: Alright! Shit!
Hobo Bob:Let's eat shit
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to fall (wipe out) painfully on a skateboard or just in general to the amusement of onlookers.
not to be confused with simply slipping and falling.
only when falling is accompanied by severe pain or when it appears to.
past tense: ate shit
i tried to ollie the 9stair but instead god decided i should eat shit, sliding face first, flipping and hitting my head along the way.
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A girl calls her friend after 11 pm to sleepover. She has her brother to ask if he can put his head between her friends legs. The friend wipes her shit on her pussy in case someone tries to force their hands down her pants. So she says yes and the guy EAT SHIT!!!!
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A real phone number instead of the usual area code that informs callers how to get closure. If you have been wronged, this is a must dial.
If I have wronged you, please dial 1-802-EAT-SHIT!!
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Quote from the movie Step Brothers. Should be said to every asshole you meet on a daily basis.
Slappy- " hurhurhur faggot , do you even lift?"
Intelligent, charismatic, caring young man- "Eat shit , derek."
Slappy-" ....my name is Slappy..."
The definative definition after twenty years of hearing it used in context: "I command you to eat shit (which is the most putrid experience one can imagine as a living being) and then die (which many view as the most undesirable state of being--curiously worse than eternal torture, unless dying and going to hell are synonymous). It represents an ill feeling toward another where simply eating excrement does not do justice to offense given, nor is dying: both must be experieced to satisfy vengence.
"That mother-fucker just cut me off! Hey you! 'Eat shit and die!'"
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