Wan Di Eggo

One of three major God's of the religion of Free Aloysius. He is one in three with Chris DiBrino and Mark Chavez. Don Hock is currently the general who is the livingly Wan Di Eggo.

We offer our endless war with the Habbits to you our lord, Wan Di Eggo.

my eggo is prego

my eggo is prego means a girl is knocked up."pregnant"

boyfriend: hey that was amazing last night!!

girlfriend: i know!! your were awesome in the bed!

one month later...

boyfriend: hey you want to meet me at my place later, my parents are gone?!

girlfriend: can't. MY EGGO IS PREGO!! remember last month?!

boyfriend: oh god.

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Lego My Eggos

to ask someone to have sex with you

Male: Hey
Female: Hey... Lego my eggos?
Male: SURE LETS GO!

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leggo my eggo

what you say when you have the munchies and somebody comes up and steals your waffle so you kick their ass

Leggo my eggo, bitch, fore I mess you up!

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fuego her eggo

To tap that. Hit that.

-What happened next?
~I totally got to fuego her eggo.
-NOICE!

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Preggo My Eggo

Having sex with a pregnant chick in an attempt to impregnate an already fertilized egg. This act requires a long penis to reach the egg and massive amounts of healthy semen to give the egg no choice but to be fertilized twice.

Ashley really wants triplets so she told Brad to Preggo My Eggo.

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eggo shortage

when all of the eggo waffles go missing and people go crazy because there are no more waffles.

"OMG!!! there's an eggo shortage? nooo!!! we need our chocolate eggos...."

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