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Eggplant is a sexual ritual not a weird ass looking purple vegetable. Eggplant involves 3 partners which 1 partner has to sacrifice himself to fullfill the circle of life throughout this ritual. The ritual consists of 1 female, 1 male and the sacrificial partner must be removed of all genatalia so that the gender can no longer be distinguished. You must acquire AIDS from a small African child then using chop sticks cut open the sacrificed partner's stomach and collect the blood mainly from around the bladder. Mix it in a Magic Bullet with Hellmans mayonaise, take that sticky mixture from hell and combine it with the African child AIDS. That is to be the lubricant for the disgusting action im about to describe. You use a woodworking jig to pry open the sacrificed persons ass cavern and in the process that may take years you slowly stretch the ass cavern so as to not rip the walls of the ass until it is large enough to fit u and ur partner into the cavern(remember that hell lube?) ya. once inside build a replica of Fort Sumter where u will role play as 2 army privates discovering rim jobs for the first time. now break through the ass walls like 1999. fuck you it was a good year.
Person #1: Where have u been man? Havent seen u for like 3 years.
Person #2: I was Eggplanting.
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A highschool basketball prop specifically used at huge rivalry basketball games. nothing non-kosher about this one.
Hey yo bring the eggplant to the game on Sunday. It's super kosher and not dirty.
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A male (sometimes named Bryan) that has an unusually large forehead that resembles the shape of an eggplant.
Hey eggplant, how ya doin?
Look at the top of eggplants head!
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An African-American lawyer or attorney.
That eggplant lawyer sent my brother to jail for 5 years.
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A woman's reproductive organs, specifically the ones that contain/produce the eggs.
My eggplant is fertile, and i am ready to start a family.
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When you are on discord and relies that the eggplant emoji is :eggplant: so you look it up on the urban dictionary
:eggplant: = 🍆
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eggplant is a term used to describe a feeling toward another person such as a hobo, usually of kindness or love
hello eggplant.
do you deserve eggplant?
eggplant
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