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A mental state reached after believing in and waiting for the world to be saved by Elon Musk.
John: Hey man, did you hear Elon is accepting deposits for the next Model R5000 Solar-Rechargeable Solid-State Battery-Powered Air-Purifying Peace-Bringing Mars-Rocketing free-after-savings car?
Adam: Nah man, I have Elon Exhaustion from listening to all his billionaire sci-fi fantasies. I need to focus on saving up to pay my rent this month.
The guy who named his son after the back of his wifi router.
Elon Musk named his son after the back of his wifi router.
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A dolt who owns a company named Tesla while ironically embodying the very worst attributes of Thomas Edison.
Person 1: “Hey, do you know who Elon Musk is?”
Person 2: “Yeah, he’s a total shitstain.”
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The death of Texas.
The final nail in the coffin for the Lone Star State.
Person 1: "Elon Musk is moving Tesla here to Texas bring in jobs! What a hero!"
Person 2: "Elon Musk is moving to Texas because there is almost nothing, in terms of rules and regulations, that makes employers legally responsible for their employees. It's why large manufacturing corporations have been moving to Texas from blue states in droves since around 2005."
Person 2: "You're just a socialist who hates the rich. Fox News and the AM radio warned me about people like you."
Person 1: "When you get fired immediately after breaking your back or losing an appendage at one of these recently relocated former blue state industrial complexes, don't call me up and ask me to drive you to the hospital."
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Someone who’s perfectly capable... of “Living in Lies” as Dr. Jorpson Porpson would say. As he lied his way to the top (to his investors) and bought his position as CEO.
Hym “Elon Musk does little more than prove that if people give you 220 billion dollars... you will then have 220 billion dollars... Is he one of the most brilliant people on the planet? More brilliant than the engineers who actually build his rockets? Or the physicists that do the math that gets them into space? Did he reduce the cost of space travel? Or was it the people he hired to... do that?
We’ll never know! Because the people who work for him aren’t allowed to say anything bad about him or even like posts on twitter that say things that are bad about him. But he’s impoverishing your political opponents... so he’s OK in your book. And he needs help dealing with the unions and class action lawsuits that are coming for them and “WE NEED THE HIERARCHIES!!” as Dr. Jeepee-Peepee Porpson-Dorpson would say. Which are top-down, pyramid shaped structures where it is necessary for the people at the top to have authority over everyone beneath them (because authority and dominance and competence are all literally interchangeable to Professor 👨 🏫 Peter Jordanson) and are deserving of their status because they achieved it though their own personal merit and not BLATANT DISHONESTY AND NEPOTISM/CRONYISM.... Except for Elon Musk... Who is a nepotistic disabled... Who lied to investors and publicly manipulated stock prices... And didn’t actually make money with his business but, rather, by selling “Carbon Credits” that were... GIVEN to him and NOT earned.... By the government... who also subsidized he business.... The government that takes my money.... and redistributes it.... to Elon...”
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones “He’S a MiRaCuLoUs mAn! YoU lEaVe ElOn AloNe!”
Hym “HE HAS MY MONEY PEEPORPSON! THE GOVERNMENT GAVE TO TO HIM AND HE LITERALLY SHOT IT INTO SPACE!”
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When Elon Musk says his projects will be complete + 3 to 6 years.
Sarah - " john have you finished the group project for tomorrow."
John - "Ha ha, no i live on elon time."
Sarah - "This is why everyone hates you."
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A stupid a**hole dumbass person who wanted to take over Twitter and fires all of the innocent employees who worked for Twitter. He’s very greedy with money.
Tom: Have you heard of Elon Musk?
Me: Yeah, fuck that. I don’t care
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