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When your penis has reached its happy time and it sticks out because it wants a piece of the action. :P
He got an erection when he saw that sexy pole dancing chick
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1. the state marked by a firm form or "erect" position of a male penis or female clitorus which was previously flaccid and currently engorged with blood.
2. an occurance of one such penis or clitorus, usually brough on by sexual arousal.
3. an unwanted side effect of boredom of youths, usually in history class.
4. the process of constructing a building or monumanet.
5. boing!
In 7th grade I got an embarassing erection right as I had to stand up and recite the first 5 amendments in history class. I had to use my thick book to hide my boner as I stood up.
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flesh eating disease that makes the penis much larger, less flexible, gives your semen acid firing powers , and hypnotizes you to think that your enjoying it yet inside you are filled with regret because u forgot to put a your elastic covering
Erection is the gateway drug to sex addiction
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When a girl is hot as fuck, and your dick gets hard as fuck and becomes erect
Yo dat bitch just bent over, my penis is becoming erect!!!
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erected is another word for yes just like hard means yes
hard is when the penis is in an up right position this happens when the guy is horny
e.g “ do u want sauce with that ?”
“ erected please “
which means “yes please”
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When your penis stands to attention. See boner, stiffy.
Thinking about my girlfriend always gives me an erection.
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The event in which the penis becomes stiff and hard ready to get stroked,inserted,sucked,stucked,beated,ejaculated,bent,kicked,kneed,etc.
"Wow this porno video is giving me an erection!"
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