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A dildo made from a fresh turd, obtained from a public convenience and then put in the freezer until hard.
I'm not using the freezer until that ginger bastard ali cleans it out, he's been making little ernies again.
Ernie G is the biggest G in the entire world. He has a very sexy appearance and is also known as the 'sex master'. Usually he dates girls with a bad head game tho, so he has to do all the work. Due to his superhuman sex skills people believe he might even be able to use his dick like a helicopter. When you ask him about his girls he always tryna play it cool and answers with a wink. To gain energy for his sexual practices, he is eating all the time when you see him.
Tony: 'Damn, you see this G over there?'
Mart: 'Hell yeah, I think thats Ernie G!'
Ernie G: *winks*
BJ: 'Wow, I wish I was as cool as Ernie G.'
Derogatory term for two gay males. This can be a noun to describe someone, a noun to describe an act, and an adjective.
Noun1: Heh heh, check out Bert and Ernie!
Noun2: Ew! They were in the bathroom doin' the Bert and Ernie!
Adjective: Those two homos are so Bert and Ernie!
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The evil pedophile uncle of the deaf, dumb, and blind kid in The Who's Tommy.
He gets drunk and "fiddles about" when poor Thomas' parents aren't home.
Uncle Ernie was played by keith moon, their very fucking amazing drummer, in the movie version.
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A Hot Ernie is when you take a dump in someone's pillowcase right before they go to bed.
Sab: Awe man, I went to go to sleep, but my pillow was warm and smelt foul. I looked in and found someone deficated in there.
Grimm: Dude, someone took a crap in your pillowcase?
Pat: Hahaha, you got a Hot Ernie
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A guy who likes to get ejected in the finals. Especially in the 1st quarter.
I don't want to play today... i think i will pull a ernie santi.
1. A faceless benefactor who pays for lunches, dinners, happy hours and rounds of golf. In return, you must endure some type of Ernst & Young abuse
2. EY's way to make it up for the significant salary differences between you and your friends at PwC, KPMG and/or Deloitte
"Dude, don't order another round shots. It's like $120 bucks." "Don't worry. Let Uncle Ernie pick up this round."
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