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The hottest guy on earth. smart, cute goofy, sexy. has a huge dick that girls love to touch and suck. really good at sex
Girlfriend: Wow Evan your good at this (grunts)
Evan: I know
Girlfriend: Shove it in harder
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Evan is an awesome friend. He has amazing music taste and is a genius. He will always be there when you need him. Amazing to talk to. Thinks he isn't as amazing as everyone says, but he is! WITH ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS EYES.
Josie: Woah. Look at those eyes.
Evan: I know right *flips hair*
Josie: *faints*
Evan: *skips away clicking heels*
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evan... is a guy that will say anything just to make you laugh hes the one that will understand you the most the one that will get you the one that you can talk to no matter what about . atleast the one i met was
if you ever meet and evan in your life dont make the same mistake i did im sure not all the evans are the same but if you find one like me THEN DONT LET THEM GO
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A strong man that is on the path to being very successful. That guy that you just know he has had sex with the girl of his choice. All the women want to be with him and all the guys want to be him.
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Evan is a sexy lad who feeks all the beaurs and can be funny or a dope. He is also the one stupid loud fella who can't keep his mouth shut talking to beaurs in class. To sum it up Evan is ONE BIG SEXY MONGO , so always go out with Evan if he ask's you.
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Evan - The sexiest man name ever invented, because in 2 syllables, you have "E" (a common party drug), and "Van" (a common fuck spot). Definitely a sexy name all around.
"That guy from the bar last night was a COMPLETE evan. I gave him my real number"
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