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Empirical Evidence

Demanding empirical evidence is a way to deflect attention off yourself when you're being confronted about blatant lies you've told, or rumors you've created out of thin air.

Unless you have empirical evidence, Audrey won't believe the rumors you're telling her.

by ItsBrookeBitch July 1, 2015

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Evidence Exhaustion

A condition of profound desensitization created by repeated exposure to multiple and frequent examples of corruption, immorality and deception.

So, is it wrong to solicit personal campaign assistance from a foreign government official?
Who gives a shit; this guy is so beyond irredeemable that the whole country is immobilized by Evidence Exhaustion...it's as if NOTHING REALLY MATTERS ANYMORE.

by YAWA October 10, 2019

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evidence tubs

A huge gallon tub of evidence carried around by Policy debators. Policy debators usually have a few of these tubs that they have worked on the whole year. The evidence is linked to the current topic and is pulled out by debators during the debate. Most debators spend most of their free time on this tub and its probaly their baby so they will go to any extent to protect their evidence.

Person 1: LOL! Do you so those tiny little asian policy debators?

Person 2: They cant be policy debators, they don't have their evidence tubs!

Person 1: Oh look! They have kids they bring with them to tournaments specially to carry their tubs.

Person 2: Thats so sad..

by fijji2themax2 April 18, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hard Evidence

Official proof that something/someone is of boner producing quality. "hard evidence" must be confirmed by at least two people to constitute its legitimacy.

"I'm pretty sure Mrs. Moses just licked her lips and moaned at me, I have some hard evidence to back that claim up."

"AJ, the grammar police are here. They want to speak to you about your run-on sentences. One of them is a sexy female cop. You can tell because of my hard evidence."

by AJWar May 21, 2010

38๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


bury the evidence

Swallow cum

I love a bitch I can nut in and dont have to worry about her getting pregnant. I bury the evidence in her mfkn throat!!

by Teek1247 September 14, 2018


Factual Evidence

A rarely used redundancy used in order to put greater emphasis on an evident truth with supporting facts, most commonly used by people with a higher intelligence than others.

I can confirm that the decision-making process is effective, transparent, and based on factual evidence as well as thorough analysis.

Even the most reluctant of us can no longer deny the factual evidence of this alarming fact, announced years ago.

Earth isn't going to last forever, it's factual evidence.

by Big Brain Time August 18, 2019

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Evidence Hound

In forensics, it a person that can prove any claim with some obscure piece of evidence. Evidence hounds are characterized by spending countless hours on the internet amassing information and evidence on debate resolutions. Evidence hounds are especially found within the realm of Policy Debate.

Girl 1: "Wow, Rab just proved that Jesus was black. He must be an evidence hound."
Girl 2: "Yeah...I just creamed myself while listening to him spew out all that evidence."

by Cremaster April 4, 2007

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