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Essentially, the Daily Mail for the over 60s.
I'm about to have a Daily Express moment: "STOP ASYLUM SEEK....". What was I saying?
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A team that I group up watching and loved for 11 years. The damn new managers wouldnt sign a lease so the ECHL had to terminate them. Gonna miss the hell out of the team. Rock on Roanoke...Kelly Cup Champions in my eyes forever!
Rick Kowalsky was the Captain
Daniel Berthiaume and Dave Gagnon were the best goaltending duo the team ever had
Rob Snowball and David Silverstone were our enforcers.
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A group of guys pull a train on one of the group's wife/girlfriend and then shake her up like a snow globe so they don't know who is the father.
Let's stop at Joe's house after his bachelor party and pull a Snowglobe Express on his fiance
The express train on the Port Washington Line of the Long Island Rail Road that stops exclusively at four towns all from F. Scott Fitzgerald's "The Great Gatsby." Great Neck (West Egg), Manhasset, Plandome & Port Washington (East Egg).
I got off late from work and managed to hop on the last Gatsby Express.
Had to get home early, good thing I caught a Gatsby Express.
SEPTA public transit in the city of Philadelphia. Public transit in Philly is generally used by minorities and lower classes. When others use it, it is ofter referred to as the Ghetto Express.
Dude, I was on the Broad Street Ghetto Express and I seriously thought I was going to get cut.
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A restuarant serving food to average, American caucasian families who think they are "adventorous" by eating "authentic" Chinese food.
Chinese guy: I can't go to your house because I am having dinner in a Chinese restuarant.
White kid: ZOMG!! I LOOOOOOOOVE CHINESE FOOD. I LIKE EAT PANDA EXPRESS EVERYDAY!!!!!!!!!! ORANGE CHICKEN ROX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A euphemism for “having sex with girls a third of your age on your rich pedofile friends sex island” this is often used by the top 1% often famous men between the age of 50-70 whom have a direct relation with the queen.
Interviewer: where were you on this night?
Prince Andrew: I was at pizza express in Woking