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Stands for "fecal management system" in the hospital. It is a tube stuck up the anus of someone in the hospital if they are not capable of asking for a bedpan when they need. Used as something derogatory to call a person you don't like by hospital workers.
"I hate that bitch, she is such a FMS."
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'Fraid of Missin' Sumthin'
A condition where one is always on the lookout for the next cool thing, rather than enjoying what one has, because he/she is "afraid of missing something."
Ralph has a serious case of FMS. He's keeps scanning the joint. He can't just chill and have a good time.
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Damn if I only I could hit that Juul to get me out of this shithole of reality, FMS!
stands for FUTURE MEDIA. streaming internet radio stations use this.
the "FM" in WWW.DI.FM stands for future media
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No, it does not mean fuck me sideways. Nor does it mean fuck my school. It stands for Flight Management System. It’s what the pilots use to calculate weight and balance, performa- wait shit people did you really fucking define this as “fuck me sideways”? really? who says this? whoever wrote that, if you’re on my flight, i’m kicking you off and plugging one less passenger into the FMS.
“hey captain, i think we gotta do a max performance takeoff today still. what’s the FMS saying?”
“oh sorry, i was fucking a girl sideways, what were you saying?”
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"She didn't know which of the three parties to go to, she had a bad case of FMS"
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