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You hear that? Her father doesn’t have a lot of sympathy for incels and he’s made that pretty clear.
Hym “Oh but now he does. Not before. Not a week ago but now that he gets to be a fucking hero. What changed? Between a week ago when “her father has no sympathy for incels” and now where he’s just-a-oh-so sympathetic. He cares so deeply about it now. Tss! Unreal!”
Fatherless Hobo: Mummy, what is a father?
Mother: Something you don't have.
A familial member unbeknownst to black people.
Person A: Hey Tyrone Jenkins, where's your father?
Person B: Nigga what the fuck is a father?
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A man who ejaculate into your mother then leaves and never be seen or heard of ever again until he goes broke
Me: what’s a dad
Mom: a sorry sun of a bitch that doesn’t pay child support that’s a father
Me: Ohhhhh
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Less useful version of a mother, but also includes a dick...
Father, can I have some cash
Go ask your mother!
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1.) The man who also gave you life
2.) The mother fucker who left for cigarettes over 15 years ago
1.)Oh I really love my father! He's always at every ballgame of mine!
2.) I haven't seen that bitch in 15 years. Guess he's getting some camel's
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I don’t know, mines went to buy milk but didn’t come back when I was a baby , so I can’t finish this definition. So go ask yours oh wait he’s gone too, well good luck finding the definition that will be hard to find (aka: impossible)
Teacher: your mother and father had sex together to make you
Student: what’s a father
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