only kiss you dont forget and your not drunk when you do it
when you put the smack down on a pretty lady and your dick is harder than when you saw your friends mom naked
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the first kiss only means something for girls. do u know any guys who remember their first kiss? of course not. now ask them about the first time they had sex, then bingo!, the one that cant remember is a retard.
ill give u U$10,000 if u find a guy who remember his first kiss
13๐ 48๐
first french kiss with some person
my brother will never get his first kiss
7๐ 28๐
Something a girl never forgets.
The first action of interest in young couples. Besides commonality's, communication, laughter and similarity's!
Cousin Lav: So, did you?
Cousin: Lek: Did I what?
Cousin Lav: You know what I'm talking about! We just broke curfew, got in hot water, blesed out and nanna's gonna kick our ass. So, did you?
Cousin Lek: You mean play ring around the rosie?
Cousin Lav: *Slap* Smack *Pop* *bam*. I will throttle you, Lek!!! Give up the details!
Cousin Lek: ALRIGHT Already, YES!!! He kissed me. We Kissed! It was the most amazing first kiss of my life. We all fall down should have been echoing threw my mind!
Cousin Lav: Do you know why that sucks for you!
Cousin Lek: We leave tomarow!
Cousin Lav: Hun, you can always write!
Cousin Lek: My life just took a turn to suckville. Nobody will ever match that ashole!
Cousin Lav: It's okay! This is just your first. It shurly won't be your last! The First Kiss will always be your most memorable though ;D
Cousin Lek: *Slap*, Throw*, Bam*...*(suplex hold)**figure four lock* SMELL IT, SMELL IT.....!!!!
Cousin Lav: OH SHIT! THE CRAZY BITCH WENT ROUGE ON ME!!! SILENT BUT VIOLENT ISN"T JUST A FART!!! SHE"S GONNA KICK THAT ASS! RUN GUYS RUN!!! YOU SPAMMED HER CLAM!!! RUN FUKERS RUN!!!
3๐ 9๐
what a Rabbi does after he performs a circumcision
So, did he get his festkis?
5๐ 26๐
A song by One Direction. โLast First Kissโ is on their second album.
I just listened to โLast First Kiss.โ
When someone puts their lips on your private for the first time
Danone: have you had your first kiss yet?
Ian: yeah, and I've had my second first kiss too *wink*
Danone: *gags*