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Flacid Rain

Flacid Rain is when a man ejaculates with a flacid penis.

I was knackered and couldn't get hard but when she started sucking me off I got flacid rain.

by TheCommonestOfDandys June 7, 2014


flacid tube

When your cock is flacid but hard enought to be half stiff like a cardboard tube for paper towels

Dude i got a flacid tube in my pants

by Jack niclox February 3, 2014


Flacid Burns

The act of secretly ejaculating into one’s trousers out of excitement before sexual intercourse, thus forcing a bout of floppy wiener sex.

Fuck, that hot broad from The Home Depot gave me the Flacid Burns. I had to traverse that pussy limp.

by Dr Lister III November 7, 2017


Rock flacid

When you are paralyzed from the waist down. You want to get rock hard but resort to rock flacid.

She was grinding on my wheel chair and I was extremely rock flacid.

by Kingrobotic666 September 16, 2018


flacid jewels

A term used to define a sloppy and elongated ball sack, with both balls hanging at the bottom, held behind an extremely small penis.

Imma do her doggie style till mah balls bang against her ass and become flacid jewels, then imma let'em shine.

by t.ajnigga March 29, 2016