flooring

To lye on the floor after consuming a massive meal. The bloated feeling is eased and the horizontal position of your body aids digestion.

After my sixth helping at Thanksgiving I had to do some serious flooring or I thought I would die.

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Flooring

When you take a strong dose of Ecstasy and can't do anything but sit/lay on the floor

I'm really fucked up I'm flooring

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floor

The dance floor or club floor or a bar floor
The place where the party is at

To hit the floor-to go out to wherever the party would be at that night, whether its a house party to a club or a bar

Jake: Yo dude that GTL was sick today man, you ready to go out?
Alex: yeah, man its T Time
(Jake and Alex proceed to put on their respective shirts)
Jake: lets hit the floor broski

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Floored

to be in such a state of intoxication its hard to do anything more then lie on the floor
this word came to be from me and Bad C Colts being bored so we decided to make our own words up

M D To The Mutherfuckin MC:dude what happened last night
Bad C COlts:dude u did so much shit you were floored motherfucker

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floored it

1. To have suddenly accelerated a motor vehicle, perhaps to evade police or armed pursuers. May be used as a substitution to "he burned rubber", "he put the pedal to the metal" or "he high-tailed it outta there."

2. A common cultural utterance used in lieu of a less common Greek proverb; "He who harvests the beets drinks first from the gourd." Often used to confuse nosy children who have heard others use the phrase "flirted" due to the similarity in phonology.

1. "The pigs saw that arm hangin' outta the trunk, man...he saw them turn on the blinkers and he floored it!"

2. "Why did you tip the waiter so much?"
"He was good and plus he totally flirted."
"What did you say, Mom?"
"I said he 'floored it', dear."
"Floored it? What does that mean?"
"He who harvests the beets...drinks first from the gourd."
"..."

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floored

(N) Any vehicle sitting on the frame. As low as low gets.
(V) Pushing the gas pedal to the floor, while driving.

(N) One Floored Accord.
(V) I can't get away from these cops. The pedal is floored!!!!!

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On the floor

When someone is dying of laughter so hard they fall on the floor(usually not literal)

"Remember when your ex boyfriend Marcus had sex with your best friend Jessica and then you found out a month or two later, they both have HIV? "

"I was on the floor"

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