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One of the greatest characters in movie history. Known for his distinctive laugh and ability to routinely lie and get away with it. Played by Eddie Murphy, Axel Foley dominated Beverly Hills Cop and Beverly Hills Cop II. Unfortunately he also appeared in Beverly Hills Cop III, which was more or less a cinematic abortion.
The first time I watched Beverly Hills Cop I spent the next six months trying to laugh like Axel Foley
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a guy takes a shit in a rubber glove. a girl puts the glove on and gives the guy a handjob
"Yo i got the best flogging foley the other night"
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A kid that is way too smart for his own good, and uses the Internet to own your ass while conversing with you on AIM. He will frequently look up websites and transfer files to you to a) make you laugh, b) prove your stupidity, c) rant about something.
He is also a sick artist, but will never draw a picture for you, no matter how much you beg.
And he drives a refrigerator, which is still better than your nonexistent car.
"I told Shane Foley I thought that car was ugly, and he bombarded me with a bunch of pictures of other cars asking if I thought THEY were ugly, too. Then he googled my name and showed me all the embarrassing shit that came up."
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PJ Foley is a man all about the nuts and bolts. He's got a big ego and enjoys standing on his soap box. He doesn't just give you a fish to eat for the day, but teaches how to fish to eat for a lifetime. His po-GILL packets are the bomb. He is a very honest man and definitely won't shoot the messenger. This lovely man's class surely doesn't make you want to undergo Apoptosis. Strap in and get ready to fail your AP exam.
Hey dude, how's biology going this semester?
Not good at all, shit I got Mr. Foley. It sucks ass, man.
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A morning treat that is a great accompaniment to the Portuguese breakfast, the Foley Cannoli is a popular Sicilian treat sure to please your morning guest(s). It can be readily made by taking a pastry dough and wrapping it around your dick. You then proceed to stick it inside your lucky victim and fuck her for a hearty 10-15 minutes, long enough to get the juices absorbed into the dough. These add the essential flavors to your cannoli. When you're about to cum, you pull out and fill the inside of the dough with your man cream sauce. After, throw it in a pan with butter and let fry for several mintues. This should produce a delectable appetizer for two as your Portuguese breakfast cooks.
*If not served quickly, the shells will lose their crisp texture.
Dustin: Hey man it's like 4 in the afternoon! What happened to you last night?!?
Pete: I went over to Sara's room for the night. I thought I'd treat her to some breakfast in bed in morning.
Dustin: That's nice of you. Orange juice and pancakes?
Pete: No. A Portuguese breakfast with a Foley Cannoli on the side.
Dustin: Oh god. She's going to get a huge yeast infection. I'm going to go throw up now
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1) A drink in a pint glass which consists of half a pint of spirits and half a pint of mixer (possibly counting cider as a mixer).
2) A measure of how far in a woman's G-spot is.
1) "Woah, that tank over there has got a Foley Measure!"
2) "GINA'S G-SPOT is 8 INCHES IN!"
The Foley fumble is a two-part maneuver: While standing at the foot of the bed, having sex with a spread-eagle internet hook-up, you accidentally lose control of your bowels and drop a deuce on her bedroom floor. To correct this mistake, you quickly kick it under her bed before she can notice. You continue pumping away until you’re finished, then go home, leaving the log for her to find the next morning.
This move was pioneered by Christopher “Kidd Chris” Foley, popular radio show host.
Other names for this maneuver include the Syracuse Sneak, Sacramento Surprise, Loveland Log Roll, and Portland Pump & Dump.
Wayne: “Last night I met this robust woman off AOL, and in the middle of giving it to her I pulled a Foley fumble.”
Lenny:”What in the blazing blue hell is that?!”
Wayne:”I shat on the floor, then kicked it under the bed. She never knew!”
Lenny:” So it’s like a fumble in the NFL, but in this case, you don’t want to end up with the brown object in the end.”