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1. what you owe when you hook up with someone
"Hey Cami, didn't you hook up with that guy last night? I think you owe me a 5 dolla footlong"
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A large male member slathered in salad and coleslaw with a possible side of cookies
When the night need to end in a bang and you need an explosion in your mouth always go for a A Lew Bear Footlong
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Used to describe a mans large penis
Girl 1: "Bro I was fucking Michael, and his dick was so long."
Girl 2: "Yeah I fucked him too. It was a Subway $5 Footlong, and boy did it taste good."
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a nickname for a gay man's penis or anything involving a penis in general.
"dude let's dip or brokeback footlongs in some orange julius lubricant and go to town!"
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how long my boyfriends dick is. ;
Kate: So what did you do last night?
Alex: Well lets just say my boyfriend has a 5 dollar footlong. ;
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The wanting to snort a powdered sub sammich off of a man's genitals.
"Man, I did a five dollar footlong line off of Doug last night. It was intense."
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Taking a shit twelve inches in length in roughly five minutes.
I just took the biggest five minute footlong.
Did you see that "FMF" that was left in the toilet?
........Five Minute Footlong aka "FMF"........