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Excessively overweight. Origin: beached whale
That girl is to beached to wear skinny jeans.
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To insult or offend someone you are close to or are friendly with, unprovoked.
To drop a nuclear-insult on someone, with no prior warning, for no reason.
--often followed by immediately walking away after issuing the insult and ignoring any commentary or reply from the victim.
Dusty (walks into your office without knocking): You're pretty gay today. I'm sure your dad's proud, since he likes the dong, too. (turns on his heel and leaves)
Victim (stammering): ...wha...well...hey! Your dad like to...shit. Too late. He walked away.
Victim's Office Mate: Bro...you just got beached!
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The beach is possibly the most reliable place for picking up chicks and guys.
All kinds of people are there, from hot 15yr old girls in bikinis to 50yr old men in self denial.
Whether you're looking for serious love or a quick fuck in the boat shed, the beach is the place to look.
Oh, it's also the nearly official word for where the ocean meets the land.
Guys: "Let's go to the beach and get some pussy."
Girls: "Let's go to the beach and get some stud."
Everyone: "Let's go to the beach and laugh at fat men and women, then get some pussy/stud."
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When a turd either ends up partly or completely out of the toilet water, usually leaving residue in the bowl after you flush
"It was a huge shit...in fact, I beached it."
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1. Going to the beach.
2. Past tense would be 'beached it'.
3. Future tense would be 'beach it'.
What are you doing right now?
I am Beaching in with the guys down at PB.
What did you do yesterday?
I beached it with the guys down at PB.
What are you doing tomorrow?
I am going to beach it with the guys at PB.
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A bored, hopeless state of mind brought on by heat, sleep deprivation, or chemistry homework . Pointless business law classes can also induce such feelings of "beaching."
This chemistry homework doesn't make sense. I'm so tired, and the air conditioner is broken so I feel like I have heat stroke. I must be beaching.
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when you lay around and act blatantly, and obnoxiously lazy, in reference to a beached whale, often done on sunday during NFL football, or through a hangover, most serious beachers will fill a cooler with their favorite beverage and snacks and put it next to them so they dont have to get up, while beaching you are "beached", beaching is to beach
"Work sucks, I cant wait to go home and beach."
"I'm beaching."
"I beached for like, 3 hours after thanksgiving dinner."
" I went home, smoked a joint, put in a movie and beached."
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