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The determination of the fuck-worthiness of a female.(ie-whether they're worth wasting a rubber on). Analagous to Seinfeld's Elaine inspired "sponge worthy".
That girl looks pretty hot but I'm just not certain she's rubber worthy.
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As defined, Jersey Worthy refers to an average professional sports player, specifically a player no one has heard of or knows by name, whom plays so well that a fan is compelled to pay 150 bucks for that players authentic jersey.
Nate Robinson scored 24 points in the fourth quarter to bring the Bulls from a 16 point deficit and beat the Brooklyn Nets. He is Jersey Worthy.
Rookie Anthony Rizzo went 3-4 today with a home run and two doubles. He is Jersey Worthy.
A story that is worthy to post on collegefession.com
Something really crazy and nasty that you've ever done, usually related to sex, drugs and alcohol.
''-Are you collegefession worthy? +Yea, last night I had sex with 3 different girls, blacked out and woke up on a bench with a bra on my balls''
A female fly enough to turn a normal man a little loopy, it's a compliment.
If she is nutter worthy, then she's a keeper.
lol should not be accredible at any time. however if need be used, if you hear a statement that is funny and you want to let person know that you literally laughed out loud, it is lol worthy.
Kevin: Let's have a playdate sweet pea.
Sweet Pea: That was lol worthy, what are we toddlers?
from "Seinfeld": an attractive man, worthy of being a woman's next sex partner, particularly when her preferred method of birth control is the contraceptive sponge, and her stockpile of sponges is limited (since the only manufacturer had discontinued production).
Elaine: "Well, he's nice enough, but I'm not sure he's sponge-worthy."
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1) A woman that is so fine that she deserves to be thought about when jacking off
2) Something that gives you the urge to drink a shot of Jack Daniels.
1) Jill's so fine and curvey. That girl is JACK WORTHY!!
2) I just got a promotion. I think I'm going down to the bar because this is a moment that's JACK WORTHY.
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