Fortnite

A game played by uglass niggas who get no pussy. And when they win they seem to think that posting it on their snap story will make their daddy come back

Person 1-Yo you wanna play fortnite?
Person 2-Nah bruh miss me with that gay shit I have a whole girlfriend

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Fortnite

A game that just won't die.

Have you seen the Fortnite item shop today?

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Fortnite

A disgusting, cringey player base where almost everybody, preferably sad, lazy 6 year olds hone the ability to fucking build the empire state building everytime they hear a bullet fire almost 370 metres away in their 200 dollar headphones

Guy 1: Oyy, u wanna play fortnite mate?
Guy 2: Fuck no, that game hot metal garbage

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Fortnite

The game that makes lose your girlfriend instantly

Guy: do u wanna play fortnite

Girl: no I'm breaking up with you

#rip

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Fortnite

a SHITTY ASS GAME that people with no life play it has no meaning sure it's multiplayer and shit but like seriously only dirty ass hoes and retarded ass people play this like you have a life out there instead you dirty ass people play this talk about daily like SHUT THE HELL UP no one wants to hear about that shit...I swear if a dirty shitty crusty ass person comes up to me and asks "do you play fortnite" I will pop a bitch in 2.5 seconds

Billy:Hey do you play fortnite
Johnny:Of course I do! hbu?
Billy:No I don't Johnny you're dirty why are you playing that,it has no meaning...
Johnny:Leave me alone...
Billy:No HOE that's dirty people stuff go somewhere
Johnny:Im telling my mommy you called me that
Billy:Bitch does it look like I give a fuck go tell you're mother I dare you I won't share any of my cookies when it's snack time on Monday
Johnny:OMG COOKIES okay Billy...I won't tell

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Fortnite

An overrated video game that tons of 10 year olds love.

Person 1: Yo bro I just spent $75 on Fortnite!
Person 2: You idiot

Fortniter

A term for a small child, who will most likely be killed in prison. Any fortniter above the age of 13 is considered a turbovirgin and will never produce offspring.

Man, Taylor is such a fortniter! Yeah man did you smell that ungodly stench?

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