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When a penis gets infected and the end of it looks like well a clump of rice, kinda crispy definitely gross and is almost unbelievable.
person 1: dude, do you have super crispy fried rice?
person 2: what's that?
person 1: some disease that makes the end of your dick look like fried rice
person 2: man thats digusting!
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Paul: I had some shrimp fried rice last night. She got so wet, it was dribbling down my chin.
Eric: Nice! I wanna get some too.
Fried rice that contains a steak flavor/ingredient.
Steak Fried Rice is good.
When you put Becky in the fried rice
Where's Becky? I'm the fried rice
Becky fried rice
When a Chinese girl snails a guy's face, starting from the chin to nose. Once her snail reaches the guy's nose and her butthole is directly above the guys mouth, she farts and the guy absorbes her fart through this nose and mouth. Afterwards, the guy spends the next five and half hours in the bathroom vomiting and pissing out his ass.
Guy 1: I need to stop and some pedialyte
Guy 2: What happen, drank too much last night?
Guy 1: Naw, Ming-Yue gave me fried rice syndrome last night. I barely made it out the bathroom alive.
A Carey Baptist College school yard fight which involved a fat idiot fighting a scrawny Asian retard. Shocking ending - the Asian retard won.
I watched Big Mac V Fried Rice. Ben kicked his ASR’s.